PTA-U Roster (links to modblogs)


Merriweather (mom jeans mom)

Rusty (sweatervest dad)

Gilded Valor (business suit dad)

Ripper’s Dad  (police chief dad/butthole dad)

Teabiscuits (yogapants grandpama)

Littlefoot (chill)

Tech* (teacherdad)




Granny Hearthfire (grangay)

Nana Hardtack (grangay)

Raspberry Splash (platonic life mates)

Red Velvet (platonic life mates)


Silent Night (business suit mom)


Mint Julep (Merri/Rusty) - adorable

Clover Patch (Merri/Rusty) - adorable

Allure (Gilded) - Head Cheerleader

Ripper (Ripper’s Dad) - Quarterback

Mumbles (TB/Littlefoot) - Kicker

Pelagosa (Tech/Calliope) - resident bad girl

Cindy (Wisp/Scoria) - jock/sports enthusiastic (wrestler?)

Treasure (Hearthfire/Hardtack) - Weird Kid

Space Case (Raspberry/Red) - Mysterious Loner Girl

Raven (Roxeen) - Goth Girl

Gail (Roxeen) - cinnamon roll

Ickle Muse - Art Nerd

Seabreeze - Sticker Girl

Sunsetter - Tomboy

Cherry Sunrise - Smol Chatterbox

Inkwell - Trenchcoat Nerd

Snow Angel - cheerleader

Gallant Guard - Safety Patrol

Mutton Chop - Safety Patrol

Snow Sparkle - unofficial school mascot

Paradise Found - “looks like a stoner kid, isn’t a stoner kid”

Brainstorm (Silent Night) - Science Kid



Tech* - Chem/Physics

Scoria* - Shop

Lilyfeather - Agriculture/FFA

Shai Ni ° - Bio

Flugeltoot - English

Razzmatazz - P.E. teacher, coach

Briar Cambrian - History

Sealed Deal - Debate


The Witch - Superintendent

Sandy Shores - Vice Principal

Shai Ni ° - Nurse

Merry Rose - Head Coach


Wisp ^ - Gardener

Crayon - Janitor

Cerise - PTA Event Coordinator

Clary Sage - Counselor

Teacher’s Assistants

Meadow Lark - Tech

Neon Flight - Tech 


Mystic Omen

Blueberry Ice

I couldn’t find other places for them

Hijinks (Silent Night) - graduate, stands in for Silent Night sometimes

Loosey Ball - drop out, lives with Dolly


* = dual parent/teacher

^ = dual parent/faculty

° = dual teacher/faculty

RobRae week DAY 4: evil AU

Please tell me you are not surprised I’d draw Teen Tyrants for this day. It’s literally a canon evil AU. 

Red Robin refers to Red Raven as ‘love’ and this just goes to show that in whatever universe he is in, the damn boy still has a thing for redheads (pink is close shutup). You are utterly hopeless.


|| the girls of young adult fiction ||

Short but accurate summaries of popular books/series
  • Red Rising: *George RR Martin approved*
  • Lux: Main love interest is the child of Jace Herondale and Number Four.
  • Raven Cycle: Fun with Dick and Jane. Except instead of fun there's dead people.
  • Ruby Red: Homework is a more appealing option than time travel.
  • Endgame: The 39 Clues, rated R. Also everything you know is wrong.
  • Shadowhunter Chronicles: Racist and oppressive society keeps blatantly ignoring that its racism and oppression is why the oppressed keep trying to kill them.
  • School For Good and Evil: Two girls are the first in +200 years to call BS on heavy prejudices that have made their school an incredibly toxic environment.
  • Vicious: If you relate/agree with either main character, PLEASE seek professional help.
  • The Young Elites: Kindly check your moral compass and whatever sense of morality you may have left at the door, thank you and try not to die.
  • Throne of Glass: Protagonist will love you if you give her a gorgeous dress, a puppy, chocolate cake, or an assortment of deadly weapons (and preferably a reason to use them).
  • Coldest Girl In Coldtown: Vampires go viral. This is basically a quote.
  • Steelheart: Nice try, Brandon Sanderson, I still want superpowers.
  • Gates of Thread and Stone: "ALL RIGHT, WHO STARTED THE APOCALYPSE?" *magic and science point at each other accusingly*
  • Red Queen: Superpowers+racism=a whole lot of dead people.
  • The Darkest Minds: Good news, you survived a deadly plague. Bad news, the government officials who now dictate your life REALLY wish you hadn't.
  • Penryn and the End of Days: Angels and Humans differ in every conceivable aspect...except sarcasm. That's universal.
YA boyfriends for the signs

Aries: Aaron Warner (Shatter Me)

Taurus: Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Gemini: Carswell Thorne (The Lunar Chronicles)

Cancer: Maxon Schreave (The Selection)

Leo: Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Virgo: Gansey (The Raven Cycle)

Libra: Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass)

Scorpio: The Darkling (The Grisha Trilogy)

Sagittarius: Emperor Kaito (The Lunar Chronicles)

Capricorn:  Prince Cal (Red Queen)

Aquarius: Noah Shaw (Mara Dyer)

Pisces: Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)