alright i’m harry and here’s the former leader of the opposition holding a magazine with my face on. a magazine that keeps calling even though to me it was a booty call. stop giving me awards, nme! stop putting me on the cover, nme!
i don’t know what a fall out boy is and i’ve never seen a superhero movie unless the hobbit counts cos that’s the best film series ever.
i have a human called oscar and a three legged cat called gremlin.