Reasons-Why-I'm-Single

Reasons why I'm still single: #9
  • *conversation with my friend after a date gone wrong*
  • my friend:So what did you do to him that he doesn't want to see you again?
  • me:Idk... Why I'm the one that had to have done something? I just shared him the stuff i like...
  • my friend:honey...
  • me:MAYBE I went too far with my shipping thing...
  • my friend:and?
  • me:MAYBE I showed him some explicit destiel fanart from my phone...
  • my friend:and?
  • me:I read him a chapter of my favorite larry fanfic
  • my friend:and?
  • me:AND I GOT TOO EXCITED OK? SHIPPING IS A SERIOUS THING BITCH.
Reasons why I'm still single: #8
  • my friend:geez gurl, you really need to stop with that shipping shit, c'mon, get your fat ass up of your bed and lets go somewhere to see cute guys and stuff...
  • me:CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEMME FINISH MY GAY FANFIC?
  • my friend:i'm done with you

This guy just asked me out.
Is “Sorry, I don’t date people who refuse to acknowledge basic scientific theories” an appropriate response?