Reaper:Yes, in your sights, we get it after keep saying that over and over again.
Soldier-76:Oh look who’s talking Mr. Die Die Die.
Reaper:Hey, at least it’s better than those two’s ‘Let’s drop the beat’ and 'Nerf this’. (Points to Lucio and D.Va)
D.Va:What did you just say?!
Lúcio:Yeah, what’s wrong with 'Let’s drop the beat’. Sure 'Nerf this’ is stupid but at least mine sounds much better.
Lúcio:Oh you and I both know that saying of yours is ridiculous.
D.Va:At least I don’t say 'High noon’ like some old western man who can’t let go of the past. (D.Va pointing to McCree)
McCree:What did you just say, at least when I face my enemies I speak to them in a language they damn understand.
Genji:How dare you.
Hanzo:Shame on you.
McCree:Oh why don’t you Ryuga ga waga teki go fuck yourself.
Genji:*Chuckles* You have to admit that is somewhat funny.
Hanzo:I don’t need this from someone less than a man.
Genji:Oh! Oh you’re going there you son of a-
Hanzo:We share the same mother.
Genji:*Growls in rage*
Mei:Come on everyone, there’s no need to fight.
Genji:I don’t need to hear that from a person with no fighting skills other than to let a robot freeze everyone in a vicinity.
Mei:Don’t you be mean to her. *Holds the sad drone in her hands*
Pharah:Everyone, enough! There is no justice in this pointless squabble.
Junkrat:Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be raining from above.
Pharah:I don’t need to take this back talk from someone who uses a tractor tire as a weapon.
Junkrat:Wut didja just say about my bomb, I’ll blow you up!
Zarya:You’re all squabbling like little children, letting just a few words get to you, how pathet-
Bastion:Random beeping noise.
Zarya:What did you just say! Oh it’s on!
Everyone:(Shouting their ultimate at the same time)
(Off to the side everyone else who weren’t in the argument was just watching on with a blank expression on their faces as several explosions appeared off screen. Soon the explosions died down to nothing as everyone just stared at the carnage wrought on by the others who were all dead now. Everyone who witnessed this slowly turned to Mercy who was face palming)
Mercy:(Lets out tired sigh) A doctor’s work is never done (Stares at the X12 teammate down) Heroes (Sigh) Heroes never die
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can i have some bff reaper and soldier 76 headcanons? ily tsym in advance!
Ohh this is so cute! Yasss. I’m taking this as them being bffs with you? :) I haven’t gotten bffs HC’s before!!
Ohhh boy is being bffs with Reaper fucking fun. You get away with shit that people would generally die over. Like, you don’t understand. Being bffs with Reaper is really, really special. You feel special. Also no one will ever want to fuck with you because you’re bffs with the fucking grim reaper, bitch!! Yasssssss~ While it doesn’t look like you guys are friends because you give each other so much shit on the field, the fact that you’re still alive after running your mouth is a testament to how much Reaper cares about you.
Your conversations are pure gold:
“D’ya say ‘death comes’ when you’re fuckin’ someone or what?” “Do you want to die today?” “Look, I’m just saying you’re missing out on a golden opportunity, friend-o.”
“Saved your life. You owe me.” “Technically I’m not alive, so I don’t owe you shit.” “Touche, Reaps.”
“What do souls taste like?” “Despair of the enemy as they experience crushing defeat? Delicious.” “No, really.” “…Sometimes mothballs for some reason. Wouldn’t recommend it.” “Oh god. I’m so sorry.”
There are tender moments when Reaper just isn’t feeling okay with being what he is. He’ll rage and get mad at what happened during the fall of Overwatch and there isn’t really much you can do to help. It breaks your heart to see your friend so upset. When he falls silent and the both of you are alone, you’re the only person who can give him a hug. He’ll take his mask off and he looks awful, but you’re there to reassure him.
“Y’know we probably wouldn’t be friends if it didn’t happen, G.” “Yeah.” “You’re fine the way you are. I guess it doesn’t help much, but I like how you are now.” “That makes one of us.” “Give me some time to convince you.”
There always a careful silence where you just lounge around with Reaper close by, waiting for when he’s ready to talk and be himself again. He’ll put his mask back on before giving you a tight squeeze. “Thanks.”
Okay being bffs with 76 is more obvious when it’s on the field. Your banter and actions make everything really and teammates generally like to hear the conversations between you. The two of you will always have each others’ backs and it’s so nice to know that you can trust each other completely.
You also kind of act as each others’ wingmen. It’s kind of a joke, kind of not. You want to see each other be happy, but you both sort of understand that the life of an Overwatch agent doesn’t leave much room for romance. Still, it’s not like you don’t get some verbal jabs in every now and then.
“Look, it’s your type.” “What? Get out, Solly. You totally know what my type is and that is not it.” “Are you sure? Look at that neck beard.” “Oh my god, I’m going to punch you in the face.”
“Ooooh, they’re kinda cute. I bet you could growl the pants offa that one, Solly.” “What—I’m old enough to be their father—why are you giving me that look?—No.” “Come on! Sooo many people are into that. Play to your strengths.” “This conversation is over.” “Wa—Hey don’t you walk away from me!”
The both of you have about equal amounts of broodiness and you cover for each other when either of you are just not in the mood to deal with anyone’s shit. Sometimes both of you are broody at the same time and it’s so awful because. Since you’re so close and know everything about each other, you also hurt each other by saying things you don’t mean out of frustration sometimes. But the two of you always experience the same emotions after fights like that. The regret, the fear that you won’t be friends anymore, the possibility of losing someone who is a solid rock in your life; someone you can always turn to when things go sour.
Swallowing your pride after realisations like that is pretty easy. The both of you are either in his room or your room and you both look exhausted as you mumble apologies.
“There’s no way I can do this without you.” “I know, Jack. Likewise. This saving the world thing is tough.” “I lost someone I thought I could rely on. Not sure if I could take another blow like that.” “You won’t. I got your back. I swear.” “Yeah and I got yours.”