Gerard Way is part of the illuminati, here’s why: Gerard Way’s album is called Hesitant Alien. Gerard Way: Hesitant Alien, take the first letters of each of those words: GWHA. GWHA is actually an anagram for the word GHAW, which rhymes with Jaw. Jaws is a popular movie about a shark. What do sharks have? Fins. What shape are fins? Triangles. Therefore, Gerard Way is part of the illuminati. And if you needed any more proof, here it is: