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(SU) Off Colors Squad headcanons

-Padparadscha’s name is the one annoying thing about her
-No one can remember it
-Well, they can, but like
-It’s still hella long
-Rhodonite’s the one who first calls her ‘Paddy’
-The name catches on, and now everyone has come up with at least one variation for ‘Padparadscha’
-Variations include Paddy, Raddy, Rads, Radical, Radscha, Paddleraddle, Radpad and Padshers
-Padparadscha never understands that all these names are directed at her
-This can lead to some confusion
-Rhodonite likes to make puns
-She doesn’t make them often, but when she does, they’re good
-The twins prefer knock knock jokes
-They can make them for hours, one twin asking the other
- 'Knock knock!’
'Who’s there?’
'Sabrina.’
'Sabrina who?’
'Sabrina long time since I’ve seen you last!
*cue laughter*
-It drives everyone insane
-They still can’t help but laugh along though
-Padparadscha’s laugh is always a few minutes off
-Flourite once had thought about asking Padparadscha to join her fusion, but outvoted herself four to two
-Their relationship is too mother-daughterly
-In fact, Flourite’s relationship with all the off color gems is too mother-daughterly
-She loves them like a mama cat loves her kittens
-Fiercely
-She might look mellow and slow, but mess with one of them and shit gets flipped
-Rhodonite has lots of nervous tics
-She’ll fidget and bite her nails and tap her knees and pace up and down and stutter one word over and over again like a broken cassette
-None of the others can calm her down
-None of the others try
-Because they know that eventually she’ll calm /herself/ down
-That’s what fusions made of love do
-Sometimes, when the fear of being found and seperated gets to be too much, all the Off Colors squad huddle up around Flourite and cuddle
-No words are exchanged
-Just hugs
-Everyone hugs everyone in the Flourite Pile™
-Sometimes the twins even hug each other
-It’s been agreed though that Padparadscha gives the best hugs
-She is smol and warm
-(And smells like peaches)
-When they all cuddle together like that, sometimes they find it hard to let go
-And sometimes need to remind themselves that down here they’re as safe as it gets
-And if they don’t want to
-They don’t have to let go

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