i feel sorry for remus, because not only did he have to hold his DEAD best friend’s son back from collapsing in grief, but he also had to remain calm whilst watching his other best friend get killed by his cousin!

Shit Slytherins Say: #155
  • Slytherin #1: Rules are made to be broken.
  • Ravenclaw: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
  • Slytherin #1: Um, Piñatas.
  • Slytherin #2: Glow sticks.
  • Slytherin #1: Karate boards.
  • Slytherin #2: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

April 1st 2018

for the first time ever, today marks the day of:

  • Easter
  • April fool’s day
  • Fred & George’s birthday

the best day!

I JUST WANT TO GET MY OWN WAND AND GO TO HOGWARTS AND BE SORTED AND EXPLORE THE CASTLE AND CHILL IN MY COMMON ROOM AND PLAY QUIDDITCH AND LEARN MAGIC AND VISIT HOGSMEADE AND DRINK BUTTERBEER AND JOIN DUMBLEDORE’S ARMY AND RIDE A THESTRAL AND BE HAPPY IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK.

Slytherin: I don’t want to talk about it.

Ravenclaw: Do you want me to sit here and brood in silence with you?

Slytherin: …Do you have depressing poetry?

Ravenclaw: *pulls huge book out of their bag* Of course.

When the world isn’t Tumblr

I sometimes forget that Harry Potter wasn’t all about the marauders. I just assume everyone knows about my obsession with them but they don’t.

I was talking to this girl and she said she loved Harry Potter and I was thinking, “I can’t wait to talk to her about Remus and Sirius and James and Peter”

But she started talking about Harry and I’m like ????!?! People like Harry Potter (which is who the books are mostly about lmao why wouldn’t people love him) more then the Marauder’s ??!?!

But then I realized, No, Adisson, not EVERYONE loves the mauraders like you do.

  • Slytherin: Huff is a sweetheart
  • Slytherin: You know what they does when I'm sad?
  • Ravenclaw: Nope
  • Slytherin: See this
  • Slytherin: *texting* honey, I'm sad :(
  • Hufflepuff, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADER

Ravenclaw: Why would they be friends with me?

Ravenclaw: I don’t even want to be friends with me.

Ravenclaw: Problem is, I’m stuck with me.

Slytherin: … Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw’s doing it again!