anonymous asked:

Could I get headcannons of the TFP Bots reacting to their s/o suffering from horrid period cramps? Like the cramps are so bad they're constantly throwing up and can just barely eat. (I'm sorry I'm suffering and I need a distraction from the pain)

(got u fam)

Optimus

  • He’ll let you stay home upon seeing you’re distressed state.
  • But that doesn’t mean he won’t come in to help you.
  • He’ll come in with his holomatter.
  • He’ll hold your hair up, and try to comfort you to how he can.
  • He doesn’t mind, he can handle your mood swings and such, you’re in pain. It’s okay.
  • But he’ll be there if you need help.

Ratchet

  • He’s the only one who knows you aren’t dying.
  • He’ll find you some pain pills and pads and whatever you need to go about your day.  

Bumblebee and Smokescreen

  • They think you’re gonna die.
  • Once their explain the situation, then they’ll understand it a bit better. But they end up treating you like glass.
  • Eww, human blood….

Arcee

  • Stay in bed.
  • Don’t bother getting up.
  • What do you need? She will get you anything.
  • She’s gonna be on her ass about making sure you’re okay.

Bulkhead and Wheeljack

  • WHAT THE FRA- WHY SO MUCH BLOOD?! It creeps bulk out more than it does Jackie, but still.
  • If you need him, he’ll be there. His holomatter avatar is really big and cuddly, so if you need some belly rub, he’s okay with help you out. 

Ultra Magnus

  • He doesn’t know the concept of a period, so if you’re lagging behind or late bc you need to change your pad or you’re having bad he will yell at you.
  • But then it has one of those scenes where everyone looks over at him in shock/disgust.
  • She’s on her period, what’s your problem. 
  • But after that, he’ll let you go at your own pace.
  • Ratchet: F is for "friends who do stuff together".
  • Clank: U is for "you and me".
  • Qwark: N is for "anywhere and anytime at all".
  • All: Up here in the universe!
  • Nefarious: F is for "fire that burns down the whole town"!
  • Nefarious: U is for "uranium...bomb"!
  • Nefarious: N is for "no survivors WHEN YOU-"

sheabeeprime  asked:

Um, hi there friend. May I please ask for headcanons for Armada Starscream, Prime Ratchet, Smokescreen, MTMTE Rodimus and Cygate (if that's not too much) reacting to finding out their s/o (human or bot, either works) has been cutting, starving themselves, or inflicting some other form of self-harm upon themselves. Nothing graphic, just they're reactions to maybe witnessing it or just finding out in any way. I love your work. Thanks a million!

Armada Starscream
Instantly saddened upon finding out. He’s internally angry at whatever caused you to hurt yourself.

He understands though the world can be tough and sometimes it gets the better of you and things happen. Some times regretful things happen.

Starscream looks out for you more form then on. If he thinks you’re to stressed, overworked or anything else negative he’ll stop what’s he’s doing and pull you aside to rest and if you’re up to it talk about what’s bringing you down.


Prime Ratchet
The medic is upset with himself when he learns of the self-harm/lack of self care. He should of seen the signs and interfered but he was to busy to pay attention. It really hits him if he had pushed you away specially if you were trying to seek help.

He pulls himself from work more often to check on you or asks the kids the check on you. If any nice marks or your condition worsens he’ll try to talk you about and try not to get angry. He just doesn’t want you to damage your self anymore.

He doesn’t want to lose you. He’s very avid about that. 


Smokescreen
Smokescreen is a young bot and doesn’t really know how to deal with this but he tries. Really hard too.

He tries to have a more active role in you life(more than he already was) and made clear that if you need any he’ll be there. 

If you’re okay with it he’ll talk with the others to help build a support system.

MTMTE Rodimus
Does the standard ‘I’m here for you speech’ and tries to sound like he isn’t hurting inside. Which he is.

Rodimus wonders if it was something he did or didn’t do that caused you to go to this measures. Are you too stressed? Do not feel loved enough? He desperately tries to help you.

With permission he starts setting up appointments with Rung or have someone who’s willing to help talk with you. He hopes what he’s doing helps to not hurt yourself anymore.

Cyclonus & Tailgate (Cygate Poly)
Tailgate didn’t understand and thought maybe someone hurt you and you were just covering for them. Cyclonus tells the minibot to not try to fight the crew to find the one who did it and explained that best he could what was really going on.

Tailgate starts to check on you often and will start cuddle piles if he feels you aren’t well. Cyclonus will watch from the distance unless Tailgate starts coaxing him to enter the cuddle pile.  Cyclonus sets up a schedule for Rung and Ratchet to give you checks up in case of any later instances . 

If you have self harm scars Tailgate will try to kiss it but without lips he ends up just bumping his helm against them until he has Cyclonus do it instead.

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Wheeljack: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird