Rangers-Apprentice

LIKE IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD TIME TO BUY/READ THE NEW RA BOOK AND YOU'RE TRYING TO AVOID SPOILERS I WANT TO KNOW WHO ELSE IS S U F F E R I N G LIKE I AM

seriously there are so many unmarked spoilers right now ;-;

Ranger's Apprentice Titles

Ranger’s Apprentice: I Want To Go To Battleschool

Ranger’s Apprentice: My Friend and I Burn Down a Bridge

Ranger’s Apprentice: I Do Drugs For the First Time

Ranger’s Apprentice: We Team Up With Some Vikings that Had Previously Enslaved Me

Ranger’s Apprentice: Time Skip - I’m an Adult Now

Ranger’s Apprentice: The Vikings Help Me Save A Castle

Ranger’s Apprentice: I’m a Kid Again and I Lost My Horse

Ranger’s Apprentice: Halt Has a Brother?

Ranger’s Apprentice: Halt Almost Dies 

Ranger’s Apprentice: I’m A Butterfly

Ranger’s Apprentice: NOOOO TUGGGG *cries*

Ranger’s Apprentice: In Which The Author Uses a Common Fanficiton Trope and Gets Away With It, or AKA My New Apprentice is Sassier than Me

  • *goes in to a bookstore*
  • me: *squeals of excitement*
  • me: *gently strokes all the books*
  • me: *whisper* I am going to be your new mom
  • *buys books*
  • *goes home*
  • me: *looks at bookshelf* but on the other hand I have only read these books twelve times... I should probably read them again.
  • me: *looks at the new books* please don't judge me!