Rangers-Apprentice

Road Trip AU
  • Will: Backseat. Wouldn't shut up for the first half of the trip, and kept asking every five minutes when they were going to get there. Is the reason Halt eventually agreed to turn the radio on. Fell asleep halfway through the trip and hasn't moved. Is he even alive.
  • Halt: the driver. Refused to have the radio on at first, but eventually gave in in the hopes it would drown out Will. Insists he knows where he's going without instructions. Gave up on any hope of conversation 10 minutes in and now only speaks to tell the others to shut up.
  • Crowley: shotgun. Is singing along to the radio loudly and frequently changing stations to annoy Halt. Keeps wanting to pull over and look at random stuff like cows and trees. Has instructions written out and is trying to convince Halt to use them. Is in charge of snacks.
  • Gilan: backseat. Is pretending not to know how the radio works and keeps making song requests to annoy Halt and Crowley. Claims that he's dying because the backseat is too small for him and is trying convince Crowley to switch with him. Exaggerates every story he tells, and keeps shouting out random directions to confuse Halt.
  • BONUS:
  • Horace: the middle backseat. Has patiently listened to both Will and Gilan the entire trip. Stole and ate all the snacks in the first half hour of the trip. Asks to pull over and eat whenever they pass a restaurant. Should really be sitting in the front seat, he is too tall. Save him.

Person: oh my god it’s just a book, it’s not even real!
Me:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that the first thing Will did once he was out on his own was adopt a dog.

Imagine how many times he tried to adopt pets while he was living with Halt.
He shows up after hunting down bandits and “please Halt she’s adorable we can even keep her in the barn because cats hunt mice right”
Or Will shows up after patrolling the fief and “I know rangers don’t have dogs but loOK AT THIS ADORABLE FACE HOW CAN YOU SAY NO”

And then Will shows up at the gathering grounds with Shadow and Halt’s just like “for fuCKS SAKE why am I not surprised”

today my brother said to me that aragorn reminded him of gilan.
oh
my
gosh
guys
i know crossovers have been done but it’s never properly occured to me 

“He’s one of them rangers. Dangerous folk they are — wandering the wilds.“
 
This adorable smile


dat oakleaf ^ 
the cute mentorness

 


fucking ranger’s stew

 
bow

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sword

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equestrian love

 
SUAVE

 
not to mention, you know, beautiful

 

In conclusion, Aragorn and Gilan are bros. Or the same guy.
I haven’t decided yet.
 

  • Will: From now on, we'll be using codenames. You will address me as "Eagle One"
  • Will: Evanlyn. Code name: "Been There, Done That"
  • Will: Alyss is: "Currently Doing That"
  • Will: Jenny is: "It Happened Once In A Dream"
  • Will: Horace. Code name: "If I Had To Pick A Dude"
  • Will: Halt is..."Eagle Two"
  • Halt: Oh thank god
  • (bonus)
  • Will: (looks at Gilan) "I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It" is in position.
Ranger's Apprentice Titles

Ranger’s Apprentice: I Want To Go To Battleschool

Ranger’s Apprentice: My Friend and I Burn Down a Bridge

Ranger’s Apprentice: I Do Drugs For the First Time

Ranger’s Apprentice: We Team Up With Some Vikings that Had Previously Enslaved Me

Ranger’s Apprentice: Time Skip - I’m an Adult Now

Ranger’s Apprentice: The Vikings Help Me Save A Castle

Ranger’s Apprentice: I’m a Kid Again and I Lost My Horse

Ranger’s Apprentice: Halt Has a Brother?

Ranger’s Apprentice: Halt Almost Dies 

Ranger’s Apprentice: I’m A Butterfly

Ranger’s Apprentice: NOOOO TUGGGG *cries*

Ranger’s Apprentice: In Which The Author Uses a Common Fanficiton Trope and Gets Away With It, or AKA My New Apprentice is Sassier than Me

Festive Rangers: Presents, The Wrapping
  • Halt: gives presents unwrapped, he doesn't see the need to bother wrapping it if it's just going to get reopened
  • Will: literally rolls the present into wrapping paper and secures it with layers of tape, getting it open is A Feat™ to behold
  • Gilan: puts his presents in bags to avoid having to wrap it, doesn't even bother to put wrapping paper in the bag
  • Crowley: wraps his presents beautifully with perfect edges and beautiful ribbon, complete with fancy bows, they are fabulous