• Friend: okay but, why do you hate Jekyll so much??
  • Me, whispering: bc I actually love him so much and I feel so bad for him and acting as if I hate him helps me to go through life without constantly crying and grieving over his death-
  • Friend: what did you say?
Things I’d love to see in Stardew Valley

◦ Season dungeons like Rune Factory
◦ Random results for festivals
◦ Varied dialogue for festivals
◦ More festivals:
- Livestock contest (gold milk/wool/eggs for winners)
- New year’s Eve Party
- Racing/Swimming contest
- Something at the SPA
◦ Flower dance clothing and animation for player
◦ Luau dancing celebration
◦ More crops, more trees
◦ Winter crops (special/magical/unlockable)
◦ Pierre has season selling tabs after fixing greenhouse
◦ More recipes
◦ More reasons to cook
◦ Friendship loss even if capped if you forget bday
◦ Aquarium/fish pond (museum or home)
◦ Visit Zuzu City
◦ Warp to the desert
◦ Visiting NPCs, an avatar for the cart merchant
◦ NPCs change outfit
◦ Witch is a interactable NPC
◦ Junimos that care for your animals (magic coop/barn upgrade)
◦ Wedding clothing
◦ Better iluminated town and other areas
◦ Town upgrades ACNL style
◦ Wardrobe
◦ Anniversary and birthday
◦ Your kids can talk

If the FT characters had a social media handle of their own...

…then, it would be more like this:

  • Natsu: Salamander_77
  • Lucy: CelestialWriter
  • Gray: TheIceMan
  • Juvia: DripDripDrop
  • Gajeel: HeavyMetalGuy
  • Levy: SolidlyScripted
  • Jellal: HeavenlyLight
  • Erza: Scarlet_Knight
  • Laxus: Thunderbolt01
  • Mira: SatanSoul66
  • Elfman: A_Manly_Beast
  • Evergreen: TurnYou2Stone
  • Sting: BlueEyesWhiteDragon
  • Yukino: Shining-Star

Okay it’s 2 in the morning and I’m watching Miraculous Ladybug for some reason and for ages I’ve been trying to remember why Alix’s shoes look familiar to me, and it’s just hit me

When I was 9 years old I had a pair of Heelys that looked EXACTLY like this, right down to the green squares and the pink laces


today’s random story: My father has always judged me for giving my dog human food as treats. Not because he worries that it’s unhealthy - he’s well aware that we’re very careful to only give dog-approved foods, and we don’t do it often enough that the dog gains weight. He just thinks it will encourage the dog to beg, which he says is a bad habit. This has been going on for roughly 6 years.

Fast forward to this weekend: my parents got a dog! They went through a senior dog rescue and adopted an 8 year old boxer mix who is very, very sweet.

They have had this dog three hours when my dad calls me to ask if it’s okay for dogs to eat potatoes.

I said: “Yes, but what happened to not giving the dog table scraps?”

My dad: “We’re not at the table! I’m just in the kitchen, cooking. And she looks so soulful!”

I am never, ever, ever letting my dad forget that it took three hours for him to break.