Random House

they’re something else alright

                                     ┏┓
                                     ┃┃╱╲ In this
                                     ┃╱╱╲╲ house
                                     ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love
                                     ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate
                                     ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

                                                  every Shiro
                                      ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
                                      ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔  

  • Gryffindor: Why are you so pissed off all the time?
  • Slytherin: *pulls out a fucking 50-foot-long scroll*
  • Gryffindor: *eyes widen*
  • Slytherin: *begins reading* Reason number one out of 20,000...
  • Gryffindor: Okay, okay! I get it, there's a lot.
  • Slytherin: *smirks before proceeding to roll the scroll back up and put it back in their bag*
  • Gryffindor: You just carry that thing with you everywhere?
  • Slytherin: *nods* I get asked a lot.

now he’s so devoid of color
he don’t know what it means
and he’s blue