the signs as mpgis characters
  • aries: Brittnay Matthews
  • taurus: Deandra the New Girl
  • gemini: Mackenzie Zales
  • cancer: Trisha Cappelletti
  • leo: Shay van Buren
  • virgo: Matthew Derringer
  • libra: Jenna Darabond
  • scorpio: Rachel Tice
  • sagittarius: Tanner Christiansen
  • capricorn: Ashley Katchadourian
  • aquarius: Jona(than) Getslinhaumer
  • pisces: Saison Marguerite
"How are you?" "Well,I'm 27 and i'm still living with my parents in Overland Park,I have an art history degree from a night school. My cat just died. I have lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles,I get a clicking sound in my jaw when i eat,i drive a 91 dodge neon,I have a ovarian cyst,sometimes i pee the bed still,I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at Pizzastreet. P.S: He only has one ball... So i guess...better than you...."