ROSSIYA

What Countries Call Themselves
  • Italy: Italia
  • Germany: Deutschland
  • Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
  • France: France (in a super cool accent)
  • China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
  • England: The United Kingdom (part of the UK)
  • Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
  • Canada: Canada
  • America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE

So this is the treaty that officially makes Crimea a part of Russia. Hmmm…I wonder how I should sign my name. Vladimir Putin? Tsar Putin I? The Boss Of All Russia? Fuck you, America? Ahahahaha, screw it. I am signing it with all of them.

Every time someone says Lionel Messi is the best soccer player in the world I laugh so goddamn hard. When this picture was taken I had been juggling the ball non-stop for nearly ninety fucking minutes already!

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The Return | 2003 | Andrey Zvyagintsev | Russia