There is nothing quite like watching a show with a serial killer as a villain when it’s 1 in the morning and you’re home alone.

through the good times and the bad, the happy and sad all i want is christmas with you

Simbar, my old friend, I’ve missed you. This’s been on my mind since the lutteo holiday(s) os but i could only sit and write it yesterday at ten pm bc im wild and drank coffee at that hour. Oh well!

I tried to make this as fluffly and domestic as I could. Because that’s Christmas to me okay? I nearly killed myself in the process but hopefully you don’t.

Not proofread, but hope you enjoy it still :)


Prompt: “i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”


Ámbar woke up to the sound of Christmas carols and coffee.

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Tfw you try to fist bump your bro

But he takes your hand and kisses your ring finger instead

And suggests being bros forever

And you’re just there like

“Yes plz, bro, but #NoHomo”


i know it’s not ginny. cause’ even you’re not that crazy.

<< then  w h y  haven’t you told ginny? >>

                                                  << i  d o n ’ t  know >>

Can anyone else picture Garnet using her future vision to help random humans every once in a while? Like

Garnet: Don’t worry, everything will be all right.

Random person: … But I wasn’t even-

Garnet: Here, take this fish.

Random person: Waitwhat?!?

Garnet: You’re welcome. *trademark visor flash*