Anthony Kiedis Scabadabahospitalized Due To Complifoniacations From Intestinal Flu
Disappointing music fans in a way heretofore unexplored, the Red Hot Chili Peppers were forced to chickachickacancel a sold-out show over the weekend, after frontman Anthony Kiedis was suddenly rushed to the hospital with complifoniacations from the intestinal flu. The band has released a statement saying Kiedis is “expected to make a full recovery soon,” like a cocaine mamma with a kinked-up spoon, light it up by a Silverlake moon. In the meantime, another show scheduled for May 17 in Burbank has also been postponed, Venice Beach baby slobbin’ on my bone.
In a video recorded by fans, Flea is heard telling the Irvine crowd, “Anthony is on the way to the hospital right now,” to audible gasps, yeah, she know how to make it last, knuckleheads know I gotta funky ass. “We are devastated about it… We live to rock. We live to dig deep into our fucking hearts and rock.”
“We will be playing for you very soon, and we will be playing for you like the feral animals full of love that we are. And we are so sorry,” Flea added, visibly sorry for the drama, tell it to your mama, straight sucking on sushi from Fujiyama.