All Heathers Songs Summarized
  • Beautiful: Three gals make Veronica ~Beautiful~
  • Candy Store: You Have Angered Them
  • Fight For Me: I have to kinkshame Veronica
  • Freeze Your Brain: SUCC ON THAT STRAW GET LOST IN THE PAIn of your mothers suicide and fathers neglectful nature
  • Big Fun: Underaged Drinking The Musical!
  • Dead Girl Walking: Kinkshaming Veronica 2; Getting Some J-Dick
  • Me Inside Of Me: Chandler is totally cool with being dead now that people love her and honestly? Mood.
  • Blue: All rise for the Fuckboy National Anthem
  • Our Love Is God: "STOP BEING A DICK" ~Kurt, moments away from death
  • My Dead Gay Son: ALL RISE FOR THE GAY DADS NATIONAL ANTHEM
  • Seventeen: Instead of murder, lets be kids!
  • Shine A Light: We're all a little messed up and its ok
  • Lifeboat: "Oh my god Im on the freaking bus again because all my rides to school are dead"
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): Heather M. gets thrown off the Lifeboat
  • Kindergarden Boyfriend: Martha is a pure cinnamon roll and she gets this and sHE DOESNT DESERVE IT.
  • Yo Girl: Heather C, Ram, and Kurt are me talking to myself while trying not to have a breakdown in public
  • Meant To Be Yours: JD is a yandere. JDere.
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): "IM GONNA KICK JD'S BITCH ASS--"
  • I Am Damaged: JD's bitch ass has been kicked, and he's sad about it.
  • Seventeen (Reprise): "Are there any happy endings?"