It’s not a “different story” for straight people to make youtube videos about sex toys. If you’re going to censor videos about sex toys for the “safety of children” you should not be only targeting LGBTQ youtubers.
So, the story goes as following: me, my parents, and a wife+husband family friends were celebrating the wife’s birthday.
For dessert, we had something topped with raspberries, and for those who wanted, almonds.
Wife: “Stone, you don’t like almonds, do you? I just have this feeling that you don’t.”
Me: “You’re right, I’m not very fond of almonds.”
Which is when my dad pulls a pun. A really shitty pun. Based on me being a lesbian.
See, in Swedish, almond is “mandel” while “man del” can be translated as “man part”. So my dad. My dad…
Dad: “She doesn’t like ‘man part’ either!”
And I just fucking lost it. I couldn’t stop laughing at my dad’s shitty pun on me being a lesbian. I mean, I’ve suspected that he and mom suspected the whole “not straight” thing, but… Oh boy, did not expect that!
Wife: “Oh, well, you haven’t decided on that, have you?”
ASDFGHJKL APPARENTLY I WAS IN A GLASS CLOSET
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Wife: “Oh, that’s fine then.”
and then they made a joke that I needed to find some ‘woman part’ instead.
sdfghjk I’m still laughing about it, omfg. I wish everyone else could have an equally funny/nbd coming out as I did.