nonsensephrase  asked:

Thank you for the image of batman and his duck swooping down on crime. The tabloids would go insane.

Someday a villain is going to try to break into Wayne Manor only to get suddenly and viciously attacked by a full-grown and furious female mallard. Penelope Wayne is On The Case. If they have any sense at all they will run for their lives because an angry duck has no mercy in its heart.