Push The Button

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."
washingtonpost.com
Hawaii missile alert: How one employee ‘pushed the wrong button’ and caused a wave of panic
Details are emerging on how the mistake occurred — and what officials are doing to prevent it from happening again.

Around 8:05 a.m., the Hawaii emergency employee initiated the internal test, according to a timeline released by the state. From a drop-down menu on a computer program, he saw two options: “Test missile alert” and “Missile alert.” He was supposed to choose the former; as much of the world now knows, he chose the latter, an initiation of a real-life missile alert.

“In this case, the operator selected the wrong menu option,” HEMA spokesman Richard Rapoza told The Washington Post on Sunday.

So if your hand slips, you send a warning of impending death to over a million people.

remember when some dipshit claimed people hated Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort cause of misogyny instead of the fact Voldemort is an fantasy black magic serpent man and Dolores Umbridge is just a petty bitter middle manager who abuses power she’s given which is a type of person everyone on earth knows and can relate to dealing with more than they can dealing with fucking Sauron

i’d like to offer some controversy:

instead of saying “you’re pushing my buttons” when you’re upset, you say “you’re pushing my nipples” and they will never bother you again

Since I goofed this week and a Monday MSTie comic is almost always expected, here’s something a tad different. I threw this at Twitter last night, as part of the fandom push to encourage Netflix to give us a Season 12 of MST3K. Joel sounds hopeful, but we’re still waiting for official, final word. Some encouragement can’t hurt, right?

Listen to cartoon!Jonah, @netflix–All you gotta do is PUSH THE BUTTON.

My favorite part of this is Crow: “You’re on a SHIRT, Jonah!”

(…I have that shirt. And you better believe I own one of those prized tour spring snakes.)

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I pushed the effort™ button a little harder on this one because I got tired of these always looking like hot garbage. I don’t know how much of a trend that will be, but I wanted to make at least one of these that looked half decent, damnit. l< And to all of you who were thinking this whole endeavor was going to end with them making out – guess who’s got two thumbs and is a big fan of the slow burn. ♥

This rambling chain of mchanzo comics specifically

More Overwatch things in general