Push The Button

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Littlefinger’s Motivation and Thoughts

While I was watching the crypt scene, I was afraid Jon would attack LF for another reason besides Sansa. LF said a lot of things that would make Jon mad. And then I realized what LF was doing- he was gathering intel. LF doesn’t really know Jon- they’ve never had a proper conversation, as LF said. So LF just started talking to Jon about a variety of topics that might push Jon’s buttons- Ned being dead, Catelyn never loving him, etc. He was trying to get Jon to attack him to learn his weakness. After all, Grey Worm was talking about Missandei being his weakness in the same episode (love them, by the way!). LF knows that Starks have quick tempers so he would know that Jon’s weakness would be whatever caused Jon to attack him. I do believe LF loves Sansa the same way I love my favorite jacket- as a pretty thing to have with me. As such, I would be mildly inconvenienced if I had to threaten to “get rid of it”, if you catch my drift. That’s probably why Sansa was the last thing he used- he doesn’t really want to get rid of his favorite jack-I mean, person. 

All of this to say, LF got more than he bargained for. Not only does he realize that Sansa is Jon’s weakness, but he also knows that Jon’s feelings for her go far beyond brotherly affection. His face after Jon attacked him and in the courtyard are proof enough of that. Which brings us to what LF’s next move is. The idea of Jon being in love with his sister and she possibly being in love with him is way juicer than he anticipated. Since we’ve got the famous shot of Sansa in the Godswood in the next episode, LF might not wait very long to act on this information. He might tell Sansa that Jon, her brother, is in love with her. Which is upsetting news, even if Sansa loves him too. Or possibly Bran might come back and tell her about R+L=J, which is also upsetting for many different reasons. 

Anyway, this is just my two cents on the crypt scene and what it means going forward.       

Family is a Choice - Chpt 5

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Summary: David prided himself on is patience and understanding, but even he lost his temper sometimes.

Word Count: 2429

David had never picked up any books on parenting, and maybe he should have, but he was pretty sure that they would all say that fighting was normal. For any two people, especially people who spent as much time together as a parent and their child, there were bound to be disagreements; days when emotions ran too high; careless words that hurt, even if they weren’t intended to.

He and Max had had their fair of spats since he had taken him in. As much as he loved the kid, Max was far too good at pushing his buttons. He never listened, he was constantly mouthing off; it was like he was trying to make David mad at him. And as much as David tried to be understanding, his patience was wearing thinner and thinner.

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“You better listen good.”  Rick threatened, forearm pressing harshly against the column of Floyd’s throat to keep him pinned against the wall.  “Focus more on your job, and less on my girlfriend.”  The first time he had caught Floyd staring at you, he’d brushed it off.  Wanting to respect your friendship with the sharpshooter, Rick waited until the third time he’d caught him staring to take matters into his own hands.

Floyd shoved against Rick’s torso, creating some distance.  “Fuck off, man.”  He rubbed angrily at his neck, casting a glance back to the meeting room where you and rest of the team were huddled around a table.  “What are you going to do about it if I don’t.”  He was pushing Rick’s buttons now, letting his eyes linger on you longer than he should before turning his cool gaze back to Rick.

“Test me and you’ll find out.”  Bumping harshly against Floyd’s shoulder, Rick pushed past him to rejoin the group.  Eyes following Rick as he waited before coming back into the room as well, hovering by the sidelines while everyone else shuffled through blueprints and attack plans.

Okay, look, when it came time to do the do, Magnus had three options:

  1. Push the pause button on the hot and heavy to painstakingly take off every ring and necklace and put it carefully away
  2. Take it off quickly and risk some of it–which might include one-of-a-kind magical or enchanted items that shouldn’t fall into the wrong hands–getting lost
  3. Leave the jewelry on and get busy with the pretty Nephilim boy throwing himself at Magnus

Duh. Honestly? Which do you THINK he’s going to chose?

hey remember those mcdonalds toys that you pushed the button on their back and all their limbs would go limp and when you let go of the button the limbs would all snap back into place? those were weird what was up with that and also mood

anonymous asked:

If you're not comfortable answering this that's totally fine but what if Jared's daughter started dating and she gets in a fight with her dad about the guy and she just shouts at him, "So what you can have your fuck buddies but I can't?!"

I think Jared would have a really good ability to stay calm in arguements but his daughter would try and push his buttons a lot by throwing stuff in his face like that. But hed also get very stern and put his foot down. Now age has a lot to do with it, if shes a minor amd living in his house then hed say if he doesnt like the guy then thats the rules. If shes an adult then I dont think hed interfere unless she asked for helped or he saw things were getting bad, her mood changed, etc. But anyway he’d explain that he is the parent and he is a grown man. As a grown man he can do what he wants. As her father that means those two worlds are separate. Explain that it’s his job to take care of her and do what he thinks is best and whatever that is, doesnt have anything to do with him. Hed explain when shes grown it can be different. He isnt the type of guy to go back and forth, hed try and apply as much sense as possible. Be honest and be calm. Like basically look kid, what I do doesnt matter I’m going to make sure I do right bt you.

anonymous asked:

But he continues annoying you just to see how far he can push your buttons and he ends up commenting, "Oh, sweetheart. We both know that you can't keep your hands off me for a day, let alone a week." And it turns into a who-can-get-the-other-to-crack-first sex bet.

What if you wind up sitting on his face, turned around so you can hold his pecs/tummy and watch his beloved cock twitch, smirking to yourself that you’ve won?

Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."

remember when some dipshit claimed people hated Dolores Umbridge more than Voldemort cause of misogyny instead of the fact Voldemort is an fantasy black magic serpent man and Dolores Umbridge is just a petty bitter middle manager who abuses power she’s given which is a type of person everyone on earth knows and can relate to dealing with more than they can dealing with fucking Sauron

actuallyamoose  asked:

jeff i'm not going to have internet for 3 weeks pls tell me what hot memes i will miss ty

1. An anime butt. Text: “welcome to mcdonald’s may I take your order please?”
2. Cat looking annoying #27. Text: “you want it WHEN?”
3. animated gif of zombie, dancing
4. Unpopular politician with Humpty Hump nose. Text: “I’m the one who said just grab ‘em in the biscuits”
5. Describing things as being “on crack” will inexplicably come back into style.
6. Boy in bed, crying. Text: “I got it from my mama.”
8. A picture of Duke Nukem with a button below it and when you push the button a fart sound is played.
9. Hall & Oates album covers with Lil Yachty photoshopped over all the faces.
10. Drunk baby sings the alphabet song and poops on photos of celebrities.

Hope this helps!