Pulsa

Pulsa (or pylsa, if you insist)

“Pulsa” is an Icelandic word for a thing that people like very much to stick into their mouths and eat.

“Pylsa” is another Icelandic word for the same thing.

Both of them mean “hot dog”, and they are both very useful if you visit me in a flying machine, because my people are good at making them. (Hot dogs, not flying machines.)

Now you are probably thinking: “Why are there two words in Icelandic for the same thing, Iceland? Why are your people so silly?”

This a very good question.

The people who say “pylsa” think that the people who say “pulsa” are doing it all wrong. They say “Stop saying pulsa! Start saying pylsa! That is the right way!” They can get very angry about this, even though both pulsa and pylsa taste exactly the same.

But the people who like saying “pulsa” (like this people who help me with this inter-net) just do not listen to this. They think that saying “pylsa” would be like saying “hot canine” instead of “hot dog”.

And that is all.

Your friend,
- Iceland

PS It was Rán who made the pulsa and pylsa in the drawing. She also made this book for you.

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Hayoo,,,sebarkan,,, kalo kamu ga mau disedot pulsanya ya !!!!(y)

SELAIN DAPAT MENGISI PULSA TAGIHAN DAN PEMBAYARAN PPOB LISTRIK PRA BAYAR,SPEEDY.TELEPON RUMAH DAN FLEXI PASCABAYAR PUN ANDA SUDAH BISA MENJADIKAN HP ANDA LOKET PPOB DI RUMAH ATAU TEMPAT KERJA ANDA. KAMI BERIKAN KOMISI RP.1200 PERPEMBAYARAN..JANGAN LEWATKAN KESEMPATAN INI

Temporary information kiosks utilizing balloons in down town Boston, by Ashley/Myer/Smith Inc. as part of Signs/Lights/Boston, a two-year study on visual communications in the city.

The kiosks were made up from 3 to 4 ft diameter cardboard tube normally used for shattering concrete, faced with silver Mylar and topped with 12 ft diameter polyethylene balloons. Electrical conduits, buried in the concrete slab base of the tube, fed an imposing array of audiovisual hardware: a slide projector and synchronised tape deck, a telephone hookup, a teletype printing out instant news - as well as night-time illumination for the balloon and a blower to keep its pressure at a steady level. The sides of the tube were scooped out to expose the visual aids, and some of the screens were shaded by a viewing hood.

From Design Journal #250, 1969.

Fa male ancora un po’,
Poi smette, giuro che smette,
Credo smetta,
Deve smettere prima o poi.
Ma per ora brucia ancora,
Anzi no, fa proprio male.
Pulsa come un livido sul fianco destro,
Quello dove dormi di solito,
E non trovi pace,
E fa male.
Punge, come una spina,
Ma non quella di una rosa che almeno ti godi il fiore;
Come quella del legno dove hai provato a poggiare il gomito.
Martella,
Un pensiero incessante,
Non mi fa rilassare.
Il tuo sorriso mi tormenta,
Non mi fa ridere più.
Ho sempre gli occhi lucidi,
Ma non come quando ti ho visto la prima volta,
Come ti ho visto l'ultima.
Gli occhi lucidi di chi si volge ad un ricordo,
Di chi è stato felice e vorrebbe esserlo di nuovo,
Di chi ha nostalgia della propria città ed
È senza soldi per comprare un biglietto di ritorno,
Di chi ha amato e non sa se può più.
—  About a moonlight
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Tá frio? O pulso ainda pulsa…

O coração humano.

Além de bombear sangue, ele também é responsável por bombardear todo o organismo com sentimentos. As vezes esse poderoso órgão faz latejar outras partes do corpo, como boca, ponta dos dedos e virilha. Ah, com uma certa frequência o coração também dói. Nesses casos ele pode estar sofrendo de amor, paixão ou desilusão.

Quando adoece, o coração entra e coma e segue funcionando apenas com a ajuda de aparelhos - mensagens, fotos e lembranças de momentos importantes gravados no notebook ou smartphone. 


Para voltar a bater no ritmo certo, é prudente lembrar que o coração só funciona enquanto o impulso ainda#pulsa. Especialistas recomendam injeções de adrenalina, realidade ou coragem. No começo arde um pouquinho (pra caralho), mas em 100% dos casos o tratamento se mostrou eficaz. 

Jéssica Mendes