Pull Your Pants Up

I just heard one white boy in baggy pants tell another to “pull your fucking pants up dude, you look like an asshole.”

The world is coming to an end.

The Signs as Brandon Rogers Quotes:
  • Aries:"fuck me right in the asshole"
  • Taurus:"you want to become what? a doctor? I wanted to become a ballerina, you know what i became? HIV positive."
  • Gemini:"well what are you supposed to be, a disappointment?"
  • Cancer:"three years ago my husband went out one night for a beer, but that beer was all the way in Tennessee and had much bigger tits."
  • Leo:"you are the cum-shot I should've swallowed"
  • Virgo:"Try me, bitch"
  • Libra:"I'm gonna shove these up my ass"
  • Scorpio:"boy pull up your god damn pants. I can see Pinocchio and he is tellin the truth."
  • Sagittarius:"suck my left tit, David, you just got yourself another hour."
  • Capricorn:"it's fucking colder than a witches tit out there"
  • Aquarius:"fifth one i found today. I dont know whos drawing these but I'll tell you what, if I had those tits I'd still have a husband."
  • Pisces:"yeah we sell organic kale chips theyre on the homosexual hipster isle next to the recycled toilet paper, you glitter dick"
Being a part of the Omaha Squad would involve...

#1 hacking their insta and twitter / them hacking you back

#2 Sammy being all flirty

#3 Having those days where you all just laze around in one room the whole day, dealing with your hangovers

#4 Nate constantly teasing you

#5 being mistaken for their girlfriend

#6 “Gilinsky, I need to talk to you about that last snap”

#7 Gilinsky being goofy with you

#8 wearing their clothes whenever they leave something at your house

#9 Johnson giving you advice

#10 getting high together

#11 them asking for your opinion on new music

#12 “Sammy, pull your pants up”

#13 them giving you the dumbest nicknames

#14 being in their snapchats

#15 skating with Sammy and Nate

#16 playing basketball

#17 being good friends with Gilinskys sisters

#18 them randomly showing up at your place and convincing you to come along with them

#19 having long talks with Sammys mom whenever you’re at his place

#20 them having serious discussions about your ass

#21 “No Nate, I haven’t seen your bob marley lighter”

#22 Gilinsky playing your boyfriend whenever you don’t want a guy flirting with you

#23 “Hey Jack?… no, the other Jack.”

#24 having seen each of them naked at some point, because of different drunk/high stories

#25 “Samuel, what the hell are you wearing?”

#26 them getting you the most random birthday presents nobody else would think of giving you, just because you never wish for anything and they know you prefer those random, funny presents

#27 shopping and girl nights out with Emily Wilk

#28 fans asking you to tell them hi / make them recognize em

#29 John being like a brother to you

#30 making fun of Nates clumsiness

#31 Nates younger brother having a crush on you and Nate being annoyed about it

#32 helping Jack & Jack making vines

#33 “Whoa Johnson, you need to talk slower, this is not a rap battle”

#34 “Nice boxers, Nate“

(I added numbers so you can tell me your favs haha ❤️)

Yeah cuddling naked is nice but there is something so sensual about laying together with your clothes on just to have them lift your shirt a little and grab your hip, then run their hand up and down your body to tease you. And by having just a small bit of your skin exposed, it leaves your body begging for more, and your nerves burn to have their hand pull your shirt up just a little more, grab your waist and caress your skin. Then the sweet and dangerous motion of their hand tugging your pants down slightly to give you false hope of satisfaction is dispelled by the sudden tug to pull your pants back up, and it gives you the feeling of dire need to be touched more. Clothes are great, actually.

I’m so sick of people trying to find a way to blame black people for these killings.

Well if you pulled your pants up–

Well if acted like you had some sense–

Well if you didn’t wear a hoodie–

You all kill each other every day–

Don’t nobody want to hear that shit. Stop telling people they shouldn’t be angry when unarmed black men and women are being hunted and gunned down in the streets, in their neighborhoods, even in their own homes without their killers facing any real repercussions. 

The way you are dressed, the way you talk, none of that shit should determine if someone should live or die so please stop telling people that ignorant ass shit.

Dating Nate

Originally posted by silkymalos

-always seeing his dimples

-getting high with him

“no Nate, we are not smoking here”

-high sex

-rough sex

-being the first to hear his mix tape

-him spontaneously cleaning the house

-Stew flirting with you

-tracing his tattoos at night

-watching him perform

-getting to have lazy days with him

-Sam being your best friend

-“Pull up your pants”

-him teaching you how to play basketball

-randomly travelling to Omaha

-protective Nate

-being his ‘lil mama

-”I guess I love you”


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