Pterodactyl Jones

A portrait of Patton Oswalt as Pterodactyl Jones, the house detective of the most haunted hotel in New York City, The Opal, and his dinosaur-ghost sidekick, Harvey. Their adventures can be heard on the Beyond Belief episode “The Devil and Mr. Jones” on The Thrilling Adventure Hour.

Patton’s likeness still isn’t as close as I’d hoped, but Harvey makes up for it, I think.

Soon to be colored and turned into a cigarette card. Stay tuned.

I wanted to do a romantic comedy with Jack and Ianto, and the obstacle between them getting together is a pterodactyl! But Gareth added a wonderful depth to it, when, unseen by Jack, he starts to cry at the end. Obviously, the unspoken thing is that Ianto wants to get in to Torchwood so he can keep his girlfriend Lisa alive, so that’s a beautiful bit of empathising by Gareth that wasn’t in the script. That’s the extraordinary thing about this cast: they never stop creating.
—  Chris Chibnall on Ianto’s Story in Fragments (Torchwood: The Official Magazine Issue #4)

Fragments : Ianto’s story

“Ianto Jones, born August 19th 1983. Able student but not exceptional. One minor conviction for shoplifting in your teens. Number of temporary jobs, mainly a drifter, until two years ago you join the Torchwood Institute in London. Junior researcher. Girlfriend, Lisa Hallett.”

The BEST FUCKING YEAR END MIX period. Top to bottom all the bangers from this year. Just put this on repeat and thank me latter. East Of LA Presents The Trillest Of 2014 Mixtape

DJ Jimbo Jenkins

East of L.A.

1. O.T. Genasis - CoCo
2. Future - Move That Dope ft. Pharrell Williams, Pusha T
3. Rae Sremmurd - No Flex Zone
4. Wiz Khalifa - We Dem Boyz
5. A$AP Mob - Hella Hoes
6. Bandit Gange Marco & Young Dro - Nasty
7. Shy Glizzy - Awwsome
8. Young Thug - Danny Glover (prod. by 808 Mafia)
9. OG Maco - U Guessed It feat. Key!
10. Bankroll Fresh - Hot Boy
12. Travis Porter - En Dale (prod. by London On Da Track)
13. Rae Sremmurd - Throw Sum Mo feat. Nicki Minaj & Young Thug
14. Snootie Wild - Made Me (feat. K CAMP)
15. ScHoolboy Q - Studio feat. BJ The Chicago Kid
16. Migos - Handsome and Wealthy (prod. by Cheese)
17. Cash Out - She Twerkin’
18. ILoveMakonnen - I Don’t Sell Molly No More (prod. by Sonny Digital)
19. K CAMP - Cut Her Off feat. 2 Chainz
20. Snootie Wild - Yayo ft. Yo Gotti
21. Drake - Trophies
22. iLoveMakonnen - Tuesday
23. DJ Carnage - Bricks feat. Migos
24. Flosstradamus - Mosh Pit feat. Casino
25. Juicy J - Low feat. Nicki Minaj, Lil Bibby & Young Thug
26. Meek Mill, Lil Durk & Shy Glizzy - Chiraq
27. K CAMP - Turn Up For A Check feat. Yo Gotti
28. Future - F*ck Up Some Commas (prod. by Sonny Digital)
29. Gucci Mane - Dead People feat. Raury
30. Rome Fortune - Flour Flats (prod. by C4)
31. Pterodactyl Jones (Noa James & Curtis King) - Do It Then
32. Pheo & Cashius Green - Kiss My Converse
33. Speak - Lost World
34. Tendertrio (SayKnowledge, Mike Beeze, Treal Wil) - Drop Ice
35. Wiz Khalifa - Banger feat. Ty Dolla Sign (prod. by Sonny Digital)
36. Vince Staples - Blue Suede
37. Bobby Shmurda - Hot Nigga
38. Young Thug, Freddie Gibss, A$AP Ferg - Old English (prod. by A-trak)
39. Young Dolph - Preach (prod. by Zatoven)
40. Rich Boy - Ridin Thru My City feat. Game
41. Dej Loaf - Try Me
42. Gypsy Mamba - Locksnsmiths
43. Rich Gang (Young Thug, Rich Homie Quan, Birdman) - Lifestyle
44. Lil Wayne - Believe Me feat. Drake
45. Drake - 0 to 100
46. Migos - Fight Night
47. YG - I Just Wanna Party feat. ScHoolboy Q & Jay Rock
48. Radio Base & Cali Stackz - Bless The Bottle
49. YG - Left, Right
50. Too Short - 19,999
51. French Montana - Don’t Panic
52. Que - Rich Problems feat. 2 Chainz
53. YG - Do It To Ya feat. TeeFLii (prod. by DJ Mustard)
54. Jeremih - Don’t Tell Em feat. YG
55. Big Sean - IDFWU feat. E-40
56. Chris Brown - Loyal feat. Lil Wayne
57. T.I. - About The Money feat. Young Thug
58. ScHoolboy Q - Man Of The Year
59. Gucci Mane - Night Rider (prod. by London On Da Track)
60. Curtis Williams - Drip feat. RiFF RaFF (prod. By Mike Will Made It)
61. Que - Jungle Fever
62. Rick Ross - War Ready feat. Young Jeezy (prod. By Mike Will Made It)
63. A$AP Rocky - Multiply feat. Juicy J
64. Hit-Boy - Grindin My Whole Life
65. E-40 - Choices
66. Father - Look At Wrist (feat. iLoveMakonnen & Key!)
67. Brianfolk - Caffeine and I’m Good
68. PartyNextDoor - Recognize feat. Drake
69. Ty Dolla Sign - Or Nah feat. Wiz Khalifa
70. Rae Sremmurd - No Type
71. Rick Ross - Sanctified feat. Kanye West & Big Sean
72. Chief Keef - Nobody feat. Kanye West
73. Travi$ Scott - Mamacita
74. Big Sean - Paradise (prod. By Mike Will Made It)
75. Key! - Party (Feat. Young Sizzle) [Prod. By Chris Fresh & Bebop]

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Beyond Belief- Jones on Third
  • Sadie: Go ahead, Jonesy, admit it. It was a dame. A dame took the delivery, a dame did, didn't she, the dame!
  • Pterodactyl Jones: It was a dame.
  • Sadie: Did she sign her name with a curly Q the same shape as the crook of her grin?
  • Frank: Oh, oh! Did she handle the pen in such a way as to make other pens jealous?
  • Sadie: Was she a parade of referees upon bicycles, all bells and whistles? Tell us, PJ, darling! By what metaphor shall you describe this dame?
  • Pterodactyl Jones: ...she was very attractive. (pause) By which I mean she was the heartburn sob story! The whole enchilada!

cockleshells  asked:

'Close the window', Frank and Sadie.

“Frank?” Sadie called, “"Why don’t we open the window?”

“Well now there’s a question, love, why *don’t* we open the window?”

“I asked you first.”

“Well I asked you second.”

“What if I already know the answer to that question?”

“Supposing you did?” Sadie asked. “Oh, that reminds me darling? How ever did your trip out to the lake with your friend Pterodactyl Jones go?”

“It went swimmingly, though, I must say, it was a bit of a water water everywhere situation, if you catch my drift.”

“Oh Frank!” Sadie cried, “was there not a drop to drink?”

“Not at all!” Frank said. “As you can see, I’ve remedied the situation.”

“Ooh, make my remedy a double.”


“Now, on the subject of the window…” Frank began. 

“Oh, do close the window, darling. Whatever would happen if a bee got in?”

“Way ahead of you, Sadie-love. I had not opened it in the first place.”

“How very prescient of you, darling! Though not psychic! I can’t abide by psychics.”

“To prescience! And to not allowing strangers another point of ingress!”


Prompt me!


Reverie (@ReverieLove) | “1 Syllable”

One thing that is truly beautiful throughout Reverie’s discography is that her songs pertain to everyone. Of course this song is from the perspective of a woman going through a shitty breakup, but if you pay attention to her discography, she has jams that pertains to both male & female, from one culture to another, they can all connect to one or another. Rev is an incredible artist. For those in the IE, y'all can catch Reverie performing tonight at The Barn at UCR. Pterodactyl Jones (Curtiss King & Noa James) will be opening up tonight for Rev.

My Personal Favorite Bar(s):

“All the red flags waving at me,

tell me that I’m tripppin’.

When I’m dippin’ through the evidence

complain about your privacy.

It’s in my fuckin’ face

how could you still fuckin’ lie to me?

I try to keep calm but,

I feel it in my guts that you fuckin’ other bitches

when you callin’ me a slut.

I used to interrupt but eventually I just take it,

and I felt so ugly bout myself whenever I’d be naked”.

- James


I’ve finally got around to turning my ancient mini-Torchwood icons into a collection of stuff for my Redbubble store! The following things are now available:

If anyone would really like to buy a sticker of another Torchwood character (Rex, Esther, Rhys, Suzie, Captain John?), just let me know and I’ll work on adding them to the set.

In other news, I’m now working on expanding my mini-Doctor Who collection to include companions. Rassilon only knows how long this task will take, but watch this space…