Mark Zuckerberg calls for everyone to be paid a universal basic income
Everyone should be paid a universal basic income, Mark Zuckerberg has said.

“The Facebook founder said that making sure everyone received basic pay would allow them to take more risks and try out new things, while knowing that they would still be able to afford the basic things they need to live. The idea of a universal basic income, or UBI, has become popular among technologists and people in Silicon Valley. It allows for more redistributive policies and will be important when automation takes their jobs, they say.”


Guys, you gotta see that! 😂😂😂
This is both hilarious and hillaryous!
If you don’t look at the video directly you’ll totally picture Bill saying all that, it’s amazing, I cried laughing! 😂😂😂😁😁😁

Attention ye all faithful. On Election Day I will post nothing but Funny Valentine because I feel he's a more capable president than any of the people we are voting for. And that fucker is fictional. And has donut hair. And even used the actual and I really mean it, the corpse of Jesus Christ to make America great.

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Trump Promises to Cut Funding to Climate Change Programs in First 100 Days
In Gettysburg this weekend, Trump unveiled his agenda for first 100 days in office.

Donald Trump promised he would immediately redistribute funds earmarked for UN climate change programs and channel them to domestic projects. In a speech in Gettysburg, Trump said during his first 100 days in office, he would also lift restrictions on energy production, including oil, natural gas and “clean coal,” and greenlight projects such as the Keystone XL Pipeline.

  • Me: So are you keeping track of the 2016 Presidential campaign?
  • Date, incredulously: Oh, yea. Can you believe the things Donald Trump says? It's crazy!
  • Me,impressed and begins to nibble on a breadstick: Right?
  • Date: He's not afraid to speak his mind. It's exactly what the U.S needs right now.
  • Me, haphazardly stuffing breadsticks into my purse: These poor breadsticks shouldn't have to hear this! We have to leave right now!