Headcanon that in the summer, Sally Jackson would get blond highlights in her hair that was kind of curled from her swims in the ocean. The hair on that girlfriend of his son sort of reminded Poseidon of Sally’s hair back in their days together.
You know why Greek mythology is great?
Zeus became king of the Gods due to a draw of lots… He became king, even though Hades was next in line, because he picked the biggest stick.
That’s why Greek mythology is great.