Poseiden

Myers Briggs by Greek Gods

ENTP~ Hermes, the messenger of the gods
ENTJ~ Zeus, the god of the sky
ENFP~ Aphrodite, goddess of love
ENFJ~ Hestia, goddess of the hearth
ESTP~ Ares, god of war
ESTJ~ Prometheus, god of creation,
ESFP~ Dionysus, god of the party
ESFJ~ Demeter, goddess of the harvest
INTP~ Hades, god of the underworld
INTJ~ Athena, goddess of wisdom
INFP~ Persephone, goddess of spring
INFJ~ Artemis, goddess of the night
ISTP~ Poseiden, god of the sea
ISTJ~ Apollo, god of the day
ISFP~ Iris, goddess of the rainbow
ISFJ~ Hephaestus, god of the forge

anonymous asked:

BETP can we talk about Derek Hale's sunday morning routine? Early morning riser to get the paper, getting coffee for himself and Stiles, blanket burrito at some point in the day...

yes gawd

here’s the thing though. derek’s not a morning person. stiles is. stiles is one of those people who wakes up because he has to pee, but then he can’t get back to sleep so he just starts eating. he gets up at sevenish, and then produces coffee and scrambled eggs (the only eggs he can make aside from soft-boiled on toast), and wanders back into the bedroom with them.

there’s something about watching derek sleep that settles something hot and firm in stiles’ chest. derek’s edges aren’t just filed down when he sleeps, they’re sawed off. he’s all warm curves and rumpled hair. he wakes pretty immediately when stiles settles back down on the bed with the eggs, but once he realizes it’s just stiles, with food, he relaxes again. he says hoarsely, “eggs? really?” and stiles ignores him, so he ignores stiles right back.

stiles takes the moment to look around the room. derek’s got pictures on the walls. they’re mostly black and white photos of cities, texted to him by his little sister. he also has tacked to his wall a wrinkled piece of binder paper with “date me?” scrawled on it, followed by stiles’ phone number. initially stiles had written “blow me?” but he ultimately decided this was a little more romantic. he was also pretty sure derek had had his phone number since 2012, but he couldn’t be too sure.

it’s not until nine-thirty or ten that derek finally sits up, beard and chest hair looking unfairly soft, hazel eyes almost aglow in the morning light, and begins to share the remaining eggs.

stiles had always imagined a domestic sunday morning. it wasn’t a wistful imagining; it was just a thought that existed in the back of his mind, like an acceptance of the inevitable future. it was going to happen eventually: eventually he would fall in love with someone who loved him back (probably), and he was going to spend a warm sunday morning drinking coffee and fucking around on his phone while his better half lolled in the bed, took a shower, maybe blow-dried her hair. he didn’t know who it would be: but he could feel the way it would feel. he could almost recall it. it was like a memory, but backwards.

he guesses the images are different, the actions not quite the same, the genitals shaped differently, but the feeling is there. it’s more expansive, happier, than he thought it would be. derek turning his head and looking out the window, tines of the fork still resting on his lips while he chewed a small bite of eggs: sometimes you know when something is right. you know the way you know when you gently squeeze a tomato to see if it’s the right amount of ripeness. stiles has squeezed derek and derek is exactly ripe.

once the plate is cleared of eggs, stiles leaves the bed to climb into the shower. he brushes his teeth slowly, and waits for derek to join him. soon enough, there derek is, still pulling his shirt over his head even as he steps into the stall. stiles looks at him, watches him chuck the shirt over the shower door and onto the floor. “okay, this?” stiles gestures with one lazily pointed finger to indicate in a whirling motion derek’s entire torso. “this is nice. this whole situation.”

“what,” says derek, stealing stiles’ toothbrush, which - ugh. why isn’t stiles more viscerally repulsed by this? it’s disgusting, it’s empirically disgusting.

“you’re pretty attractive,” stiles answers, unable to make himself angry about derek using his toothbrush. stlies snatches up and begins to use derek’s shampoo.

“yeah?”

“very. very, very attractive. good-looking dude.”

“uh huh.”

“that’s, therein lies some of your appeal,” stiles goes on. “you look like a god.”

that gets derek’s eyebrows up. “a god?” derek’s dubious. he’s sarcastic. but there’s something rumbling in his voice, something pleased. amused, if nothing else. also, still a little sleepy.

“yes,” answers stiles seriously. “you look like poseiden.” standing there, water drumming onto his head, he looks at derek’s mouth, his chest hair. back at his eyes. “apollo.”

“apollo was kind of a dick,” derek points out, mouth full of minty foam.

“is,” says stiles, brows furrowing. “he’s immortal, derek.”

derek rolls his eyes, grabs stiles’ biceps, and switches their places so he can wash his own hair. stiles accepts this rearrangement. “anyway,” he says, grabbing his loofah - it lathers really well, all right? miss stiles with your presumed mockery - and going about scrubbing all remnants of dried come and errant egg from his body. derek can’t use the loofah because it gets all full of body hair, but stiles is less hairy in general. “i was thinking we could go to the lake today. i wanna rent a boat and try to knock you out of it.”

“good luck with that,” mutters derek, and, pleased, stiles watches him rinse his hair.

they do go to the lake, and derek dozes off on the boat for half an hour before lunch. stiles climbs on top of him (”what the fuck? get off”) and eats a hot dog there, and decides that he’s never been this happy. that he should probably aim at maintaining these life circumstances for as long as possible. maybe until he’s dead. derek chucks stiles off the boat and into the water. “uncalled for!” shouts stiles from the waves. “and on god’s day, no less!” derek watches passively from the boat deck.

Greek God Aesthetics
  • zeus: pastel yellow bike rides along the dreary empty highway. clouds crushed under the wind. uneasily swaying powerlines overhead.
  • poseiden: seagulls fighting over bread, university sweatshirts and the winter ocean. shoes thrown to the wind and exhausting games of beach volleyball with not enough players
  • hera: cold lemonade on the front porch, long taffeta skirts blowing in the wind. hydrangea bushes blooming in rows, red ants crawling in the blue bushels
  • hestia: clean sheets, straw hats with ribbons. framed embroidery and fraying pillows. hanging bushels of herbs, thick and full as a bouquet. bits of dried leaves on the floor
  • hermes: old shoes thrown over a phone line, sitting on the curb and feeling the heat absorbed by the pavement. 90 degree weather and sweatshirts. snippets of other people's conversations
  • athena: a single droplet destroying the calm of a lake. misty mornings. soft goose calls. stinging cold morning air, cheeks burning with exhaustion on the morning jog
  • artemis: smoking by the window so your parents don't smell it. hiding things in the lining of your shoes. bugs crawling out from under a book, triumph of catching them with a shoe
  • aries: old diners and motorcycles, driving around town in the middle of the night. other cars fly by in a sea of headlights. a radio playing the old hits.
  • apollo: the sharp glint of sunlight when driving home. being stuck in traffic, flipping through radio stations and finding nothing but commercials. someone in the fast lane drives by with the most beautiful music playing
  • aphrodite: a mouthful of rose petals, over-sized sweaters and thick thighs with cellulite stripes. an hour preparing for a selfie and the one of the false eyelashes keeps coming off.
  • hephaestus: gum wrappers twisted into shapes. tearing up strips of paper to make paper stars. mechanical pencils that no longer work, but you still push lead sticks in
  • demeter: farmer's market stands closed down for the year, but weeds and grasses throng through the fences. little blue flowers bloom through the cracks in the sidewalk
  • persephone: picnics in unexpected places, old bridges and train tracks. evergreen forests dripping with water, moss covered boulders touched by hands with pink painted nails
  • hades: early shifts. the quiet highways before the sun has risen, the world darkness and neon glowing signs. driving with the windows down, cool air soothing nausea
howh come no one in the Percy Jackson Fandom

ever talks about the shitty side of various godly children

like. Heroes are disdained by a lot of immortals for a reason. they can be really shitty people

for example. Children of Aphrodite aren’t all beautiful on the inside. some of them are petty and jealous and love to start drama and pit others against eachother romantically for fun

Children of Hephaestus can be super anti social and terrible at interacting with real human beings

Children of Hermes that have actual Kleptomania problems. like. chronic. uncontrollable stealing

Children of Zeus that abuse their fathers position and are complete self important asses (that cheat a lot)

Children of Hades that get addicted to Shadow Travel and raising the dead, and that end up hating the gods for their father’s trouble with Olympus

Children of Poseiden with Anger and self control issues because they are as changeable as the sea

Hunters of Artemis that are vehemently Misandrist

stuff like that. because the heroes of old were portrayed as assholes a lot for a Reason

The Signs as Greek Gods/Titans

Aries: Ares (I know, you’re surprised right?)
Taurus: Dionysus
Gemini: Hermes
Cancer: Rhea/Artemis
Leo: Apollo
Virgo: Athena
Libra: Aphrodite
Scorpio: Hades
Sagittarius: Zeus
Capricorn: Cronus
Aquarius: Prometheus/Hephestus
Pisces: Poseiden

3

You smiled as you watched the last of your knives embed themseves in the heart of the dummy. You noticed a few of the other tributes were watching you, and you started to walk away, getting ready to go and shower in your room.

“Hey Y/N, you show off!” Finnick yelled.

“Come over here for a second, sweetheart. I’ve got something to show you.” He said, making you roll your eyes, but walk over to him nonetheless.

“Go on then.”

“Watch this.” He replied, grabbing his trident and beginning to pose in fighting positions. He started making noises that mimicked the capitol crowd cheering and you couldn’t help but smile.

“They love me you know?” He said, whilst smiling his golden boy smile, “The capitol thinks I’m gorgeous, stunning and absolutely fabulous.”

“I don’t think they love you as much as you love yourself, Poseiden.” You said with a smirk, slowly taking steps backwards until you reached the door.

“See you later then, Aphrodite. You know, the goddess of beauty and love.” He said, his words oozing with flirtatious charm.

Thought I'd try this out, ASK AWAY

Mythology Asks

Anubis: How do you feel about death?

Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?

Bastet: Do you have any cats?

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Horus: What is one thing you’ve had to fight for in your life?

Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

Thoth: Do you like to read/write?

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done?

Bran: How is your health?

Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father

.Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?

Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?

Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?

Olwen: What is your favorite flower?

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?

Freya: Have you ever been in love?

Freyr: Do you have any children?

Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?

Iounn: How old are you?

Loki: What is the best trick you’ve ever pulled on someone?

Odin: What is your family like?

Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?

Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?

Apollo: Do you play any instruments?

Dionysus: Do you drink?

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?

Poseiden: Are you a moody person?

Zeus: Are you a confident person?

Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?

Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?

Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?

Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?

Plutus: Do you have a job?

Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?

Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

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  • The Parent Trap
  • The Perfect Man
  • The Possession
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • The Princess and The Frog
  • The Princess Bride
  • The Princess Diaries
  • The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
  • The Proposal
  • The Rescuers
  • The Rescuers Down Under
  • The Resident
  • The Return
  • The Ring
  • The Ring 2
  • The Road to El Dorado
  • The Runaways
  • The Sandlot
  • The Shining
  • The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants
  • The Sixth Sense
  • The Social Network
  • The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
  • The Swan Princess
  • The Swan Princess Christmas
  • The Sword in the Stone
  • The Thing
  • The To Do List
  • The Village
  • The Vow
  • The Wedding Planner
  • The Witches
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • The Woman in Black
  • Theatre of Blood
  • There’s Something About Mary
  • Thirteen Ghosts
  • This Is The End
  • This Means War
  • Thor
  • Thor: The Dark World
  • Thumbelina
  • Tinker Bell(2008)
  • Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
  • Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
  • Titanic
  • Toy Story
  • Toy Story 2
  • Toy Story 3
  • Transformers
  • Treasure Planet
  • Tropic Thunder
  • Twilight
  • Twilight: New Moon
  • Twilight: Eclipse
  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1
  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 2
  • Twitches
  • Twitches Too
  • Uncle Buck
  • Up
  • Vampires Suck
  • V for Vendetta
  • WALL-E
  • War Horse
  • Warm Bodies
  • We’re the Millers
  • What a Girl Wants
  • What Lies Beneath
  • When A Stranger Calls
  • When Harry Met Sally
  • When in Rome
  • While You Were Sleeping
  • Whip It
  • White Chicks
  • Winnie the Pooh
  • Without A Paddle
  • Wreck-it Ralph
  • Wrong Turn
  • X-Men
  • X2: X-Men United
  • X-Men: The Last Stand
  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine
  • X-Men: First Class
  • Young Frankenstein
  • You’re Next
  • Zathura
  • Zombieland
  • Zoolander
It Could Be Worse - Everlark Halloween Drabble

Happy Halloween everyone! Here is a quick story I wrote as my trick or treat for you. I hope you like it. 

“This is a bad idea. We’re going to be one of those true crime biopics on cable where the viewers scream at the TV how stupid we were,” she complains tugging at her bottoms.  She can’t help but think that she should be home in her comfortable PJs watching scary movies and eating the leftover trick or treat candy instead of trying to unwedge her tight bloomers from it’s uncomfortable position with her patented Katniss pinched expression firmly in place.

“Would you just relax Katniss,” her friend Annie whispered fiercely back, keeping an eye on the guys in front of them as they examined the gate. “You don’t know how to have any fun. Here we have cute boys that we’re having an adventure with on Halloween Night, and you can’t stop complaining.”

 

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ichijikanme  asked:

Then the other asks... Aphrodite, Gaia, and Poseiden... Then mango, passion fruit, and banana ò3ób

Aphrodite: What do you love most about yourself?

Uhhh, myself as a whole?

Gaia: Where’s your favorite place in the world? 

Not sure because I haven’t been many places  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Poseidon: What’s your favorite sea creature?

THIS IS A TOUGH CHOICE BETWEEN THE SAWFISH, THE STARGAZER FISH, AND THE GOONCH

mango: what is your trademark?

I have no idea

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

Extra™ but not that extra - Anime Villain Lite™

Basically if I bother to look decent, it will involve a buttondown, leggings, sometimes thigh high socks, and my purple (magenta?) knee high boots

I love my maroon/navy poncho scarf thing because it’s a cape only acceptable to wear in public when not at an anime convention

THIS was such a #look

banana: favorite horror movies?

-The Ring

MMM DO LOW-QUALITY MONSTER MOVIES COUNT????

IF SO (and I do unironically like these as movies and not just for Being Shitty):

-Sharknado

-Sharktopus

-The Monster That Challenged the World

-Killer Klowns From Outer Space

-The Queen of Outer Space

-The Crawling Eye

-The Blood Waters of Dr. Z

http://sarlione.tumblr.com/post/159049782203/greek-pantheon-asks

http://sarlione.tumblr.com/post/159053553933/send-me-a-fruit

Maybe Cupid Doesn't Suck After All (A Solangelo fanfic)

Nico didn’t do hearts and romance. As far as he knew, Aphrodite probably hated his guts, and Eros most definitely hated his guts, so as far as his love life went, he got to be pathetically in love with a bone headed son of Poseiden for two fucking years while said son of Poseiden had a loving, Disney worthy relationship with a girl who could gut him with a spoon, and, if that wasn’t enough, he also got to be stuck with a romance infested crew of Argo 2, who made it seem like the prophecy of the seven was the prophecy of matchmaking instead, seeing how fast everyone paired up. Well, except for Leo, though that myth was a bust once Leo decided to come back the week after with a perfect, pretty little brunette to complete his Disney romance.

Nico figured that maybe, once he finally managed to admit his feelings to Percy, he might have been able to catch a break. But other than Percy giving him curious looks every now and then and vacilating between being overly supportive and overly distant, nothing really changed. Instead, the stupid, bone-headed son of Poseiden got switched to a stupid, bone-headed son of Apollo.

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