Pope Palpatine

so everyone's wondering why the pope resigned

maybe it’s because the people he appointed to investigate sex crimes were also sex offenders

and participated in coverups while in germany

or maybe because he dicked around rewriting the mass and making female priests tantamount to pedophilia instead of working to make catholicism more accessible to people like me who’ve moved away from the church because of its craziness

and not doing shit to make catholicism seem like a good idea and just waxing on and on about the secularization of society and the priest shortage without, you know, actually making catholicism something people would want to join

maybe by recruiting non-pedophilic priests

and lady priests

and not being so harsh on birth control and gay people

just saying