Pootis

high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

  • ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA
  • ❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA !
  • ❝ succ ❞
  • ❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
  • ❝ n - nani ?!?
  • ❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
  • ❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ?
  • SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
  • [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ]
  • ❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
  • ❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa !
  • ❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ?
  • ❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti !
  • ❝ it’s the nutshack !
  • ❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT !
  • ❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • ❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA
  • ❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here !
  • ❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast !
  • ❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
  • ❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady !
  • ❝ nice . >:] ❞
  • ❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
  • ❝ the more you know !
  • ❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
  • ❝ epic jojoke . ❞
  • ❝ squadala, we’re off !
  • ❝ are you sure about that ?
  • [ dabs ]
  • ❝ let it go ! let it go !
  • ❝ are you …. a real villain ?
  • ❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
  • ❝ we are number one !
  • ❝ notice me, senpai !
  • ❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ]
  • ❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
  • ❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ?
  • ❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
  • ❝ POOTIS . ❞
  • ❝ ECH . ❞
  • ❝ do not presume . ❞
  • ❝ i’m gay . ❞
  • ❝ i have crippling depression !
  • ❝ expand dong . ❞
  • ❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE !
  • ❝ according to all known laws of aviation
  • ❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ?
  • ❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
  • ❝ i play pokemon go everyday !
  • ❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
  • ❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
  • ❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND !
  • taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee !
  • ❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA !
  • ❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
  • WOOMY . ❞
  • ❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
  • ❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
  • ❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand !
  • ❝ exotic butters . ❞
  • ❝ gotta go fast !
  • ❝ what does the fox say ?
  • ❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
  • ❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • ❝ get out of my swamp !
  • ❝ look at all those chickens !
  • ❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
  • ❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle !
  • ❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
  • HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH
  • ❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
  • ❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
  • ❝ owo what’s this ?
  • SAY WHAAAAAAAT ?
  • ❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
  • ❝ it’s lit, fam !
  • ❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
  • ❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
  • ❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY !
  • ❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ???
  • [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
  • ❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground !
  • ❝ this bitch empty . YEET !
  • ❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
  • ❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
  • [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
  • ❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • ❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
  • ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
  • ❝ ya like jazz ?
  • ❝ ow the edge ❞
  • W H O M S T’ D V E
  • ❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
  • ❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
  • ❝ it’s over nine thousand !!
  • ❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!!
  • ❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound !
  • ❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
  • ❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
  • ❝ DOH !
  • ❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
  • ❝ so long, gay bowser !
  • ❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
  • ❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
  • ❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
  • DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
  • ❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
  • ❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
  • ❝ look at this photograph !
  • ❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ]
  • ❝ can’t touch this . ❞
  • ❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before !

The unquestioned Black classics in cinema:

Boyz N Da Hood
Menace II Society
Poetic Justice
Friday
Do The Right Thing
Love & Basketball
How High
How Stella Got Her Groove Back
Coming To America
The Wiz
Dolemite
Players Club
Don’t Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In the Hood
Juice
Set It Off
Cooley High
Lean On Me
What’s Love Got To Do With It
Class Act
Lady Sings The Blues
Soul Food
Roots
Waiting To Exhale

The underrated but actually better than all the previously mentioned Black classics in cinema:

X
Fresh
Love Jones
Crooklyn
School Daze
Squeeze
Brown Sugar
South Central
Why Did I Get Married
Eve’s Bayou
The Inkwell
Boomerang
Higher Learning
Jason’s Lyric
The Wood
The Five Heartbeats
Above The Rim
House Party 3
Dead Presidents
Sugar Hill
In Too Deep
Sunset Park
Akeelah & The Bee
New Jersey Drive
He Got Game
Thin Line Between Love And Hate
American Gangster
Amistad
Django Unchained

The hilariously overrated Black classics in cinema:

Belly
Best Man
EVERY OTHER TYLER PERRY MOVIE
ATL
You Got Stomped On The Drumline
Vampire In Brooklyn
Baps
Bad Boys
Tales From the Hood
Pootie Tang
The Barbershop
Hollywood Shuffle
Precious
Get Rich Or Die Tryin
Hustle & Flow
Notorious
Idlewild
Life
Training Day

Feel free to categorize and add any I missed…


…and I’m blocking anybody that mentions Big Mama’s House and/or Soul Plane