The Outsiders as Things I've Overheard at my School
  • Sodapop: What year did the war of 1812 take place?
  • Steve: *in a horrible accent* HEY GUYS IT'S ALLI A AND TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE PLAYING SOME ROBLOX BATTLE ROYALLE
  • Johnny: *in a crowd* YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME LIKE THAT!! I'M TOO SMALL!!
  • Pony: Wait I was supposed to return this book LAST month?
  • Two-Bit: DID YOU JUST SAY THE FUCK WORD?!
  • Darry: *standing by a trash can* This is where I belong.
  • Dally: I'm going to frick you the heck up.

Doylist analysis: Both JK Rowling and SE Hinton have the same issue with their writing, where they fail to fully separate THEIR heterosexual woman perspective from the perspective of their teenage boy protagonists, which is why both Harry Potter and Ponyboy Curtis spend an absurd amount of time commenting on how attractive all of the teenage boys around them are. 

Watsonian analysis: Harry Potter and Ponyboy Curtis are both exceptionally bisexual and just havent realized it yet.