Pokemon-Humans

So this post of mine really took off it seems! Looks like there’s a lot more of these blogs than I thought, which is super cool! Also, I was at 400 followers last night (which is about 300 more than when I last checked) and now I’m on 470, so I felt like I should do something cool. So I thought “How about a blog with a list of as many ‘Humans are weird’ blogs as possible? That’d be pretty cool, and if it gets popular, then it’ll help some newer alien blogs with getting their content out there!” 

So, uh, what do you think? Good idea? Bad idea? Let me know, please!

Here’s all the blogs I know of so far:

@space-australians

@human-aliens-collection

@humans-are-seriously-weird

@scifihumanheadcanons

@space-stuff-for-space-people

@humans-are-space-orcs

@what-are-even-humans 

@justimaginethisweirdstuff

@pokemon-n-aliens

@odd-as-we-are

@stabbyroomba

@stabby-the-roomba

@humansarespaceorcs

@humansareweirdrebloged 

@iwriteonthisblog (for your “humans are weird” series)

@spaceorc9

@space-australia-stories

@iron-sulfur-world

@onwardsuntiltheend

If you can think of any more blogs to add, let me know please!

273-TERRACOTY [Terra Cotta-Coyote]
-Psychic/Ground
-The Trickster pokemon
-Ability: Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This mischievous pokemon is known for its childish behaviour, and are often attracted to small children who they like to amuse with their psychic tricks. Their bodies are made of hard clay, and it is part of many native myths that this pokemon where sculpted by the gods.”
-Moveset:
    -Mud-Slap
    -Confusion
    -Howl
    -Trick

–>Evolves at lvl 20<–

274-COYOTRIK [Coyote-Trick]
-Psychic/Ground
-The Trickster Pokemon
-Ability:  Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This pokemon enjoys playing with others, doesn’t matter if they are pokemons or humans. This pokemon likes to play tricks on anyone unsuspecting of its presence, making use of its psychic powers to achieve all kind of pranks and tricks. It is believed that if you are having a party and a COYOTRIK shows up, you will be blessed with happiness and good luck.”
-Moveset:
    -Stomping Tantrum
    -Zen Headbutt
    -Snarl
    -Trick Room

–>Evolves at lvl 42<–

275- TOTEMAGO [Totem-Mago]
-Psychic/Dragon
-The Totemic Pokemon
-Ability: Sacred Land*
-Dex: “This pokemon can live for over a hundred years and was considered by many native tribes a sacred creature. Unlike COYOTRIK this pokemon is very serious and will reflect over its actions for hours, standing perfectly still while meditating. Many come to this pokemon seeking its experience and wisdom.”
-Moveset:
    -Outrage
    -Psyshock
    -Earth Power
    -Dragon Dance

*Ground moves are treated as Psychic Moves at the same time.

i did a lot of research on the eeveelutions, yes bc i love them, but also bc i wanted to make a more accurate eeveelution personality quiz than the ones ive seen around!

and i wanna share w you guys some neat eeveelution facts most people dont know! ^o^)/

(if you would like to take the quiz i made send me an ask and i’ll link you! ^u^)

♡eevee: the only one of the eeveelutions (and one of the only pokemon that i know of) described as a mutant pokemon. their cells are so strange and unlike any other pokemon which is why they can evolve into so many different types. in other words, by pokemon standards, eevee is a total weirdo. its body automatically adapts to its surroundings! eevees can live p much anywhere yet they are most commonly found in cities
also eevees are described as “naive” in quite a few pokedex entries but they are aware that they are cute. they just dont fully know how to use it to their advantage like sylveon does haha
but they can learn moves like “charm” and “fake tears” to use their looks to garner mercy from an opponent/attacker!

vaporeon: the only eeveelution that can become its element! vaporeons have the ability to actually turn into water when in water  >83c (part of the whole mutant cell thing)
according to legends within pokemon lore when people would see vaporeon swimming in the ocean they often believed they saw mermaids! (hence the mermaid aesthetic question in the quiz). also unlike other eeveelutions who actively want to be around people (like eevee, flareon, and sylveon) vaporeon is very comfortable being on its own, while also being very comfortable around people. its never really lonely either way c:

jolteon: this poor thing is the most emotionally fragile of all the eeveelutions ;;
and its not even like a singular personality trait THIS IS JUST HOW JOLTEON ARE
they are extremely sensitive and totally wear their hearts on their sleeves. they love big, and they hate big haha
they do a thing where they store negative ions within their fur and then when needed (or when they feel like it) they lash out BIG TIME w a mighty electric attack. supposedly jolteon are the hardest to train out of the eeveelutions bc they take EVERYTHING personal. are you hanging out w one of your pokemon more than your jolteon? jolteon will be hella offended. do you have a new love interest in your life? jolteon is offended and hurt you need someone more than jolteon. etc
basically trust is a HUGE issue for jolteon so you really need to have a tight bond/relationship with one in order for it to feel secure and happy.
but if you CAN do this then you have a MIGHTY ALLY. bc jolteon is one of the strongest eeveelutions! and is the absolute fastest! a good ally and friend who will always come to your aid UuU
i hate how misrepresented jolteon is bc most people try to make it this super edgy/mean pokemon but according to nintendo jolteon is the one eeveelution who really wants a hug the most ;w;

flareon: this puffball is the ultimate cuddle beast and will love you most of all the eeveelutions! (except maybe sylveon)
it is the shortest, chubbiest and weakest of all the eeveelutions. but gosh darn it tries its best.
think of it like a toy breed of dog. it can bark really loud but its not really made to pull a sled or anything. what it wants most is to be by your side but it wont be offended if you dont pick it for battle haha

espeon: the only eeveelution that is the MOST mythologically based,
espeon’s design pulls from about 3 or 4 different legendary mythical creatures found in japanese, chinese and latin folklore! also it is the only eeveelution specifically based on a cat, despite eevee (and the other eeveelutions) being dog based. its the only eeveelution aware of its beauty (besides sylveon) and while it doesnt really use it to its advantage for anything, espeon are known to just…admire their reflections bc theyre so pretty haha
its also one of the weaker eeveelutions and not really fond of fighting or anything that would mess up its beauty in any way. it will fight if it has to, or if in battle for you, but theyre content if they never fight at all haha

umbreon: THE MOST MISREPRESENTED OF THEM ALL OH MAN
umbreon is A TOTAL SCAREDY CAT
its scared of EVERYTHING
its the only eeveelution who has created a fear based defense mechanism! it has poison sweat :I
so if it starts sweating bc its scared out in the wild (which is p often) it sprays its sweat to make a quick get away!
ALSO ESPEON AND UMBREON ARE THE FIRST EEVEELUTIONS EVER TO EVOLVE THROUGH HAPPINESS AND FRIENDSHIP
umbreon is not some creepy/evil/loner omgg they adore people and pokemon and cant wait to make friends!!

leafeon: the only eeveelution described as a “pacifist pokemon”
they NEVER want to fight
pls dont put them in battle bc you will just make your leafeon very unhappy. it hates the thought of hurting anyone ;;
they also always smell good! it is said that young leafeon smell like fresh grass and old leafeon smell like dried leaves.
leafeon dont eat like other pokemon. they gain energy through photosynthesis like a plant, so there is always clean air surrounding a them UuU

glaceon: the most adaptable of all the eeveelutions! (besides eevee ofc)
it can live comfortably in a volcano as well as an iceberg
its the only eeveelution that can regulate its body temperature meaning that if it does live in a volcano it can make its body temperature low enough to be comfortable there!
also they are similar to vaporeon in that they are happy and comfortable around people as much as they are alone in the wild. either way they can be happy.
however if they do make a friend (human or pokemon) and that friend betrays their trust in some way (hurting them or smth) glaceon will literally build a thin wall of ice around its entire body so that the one who hurt them can literally never touch them again
if you hurt a glaceon you’ve lost them forever u_u

sylveon: THE MOST EXTROVERTED OF THEM ALL
sylveon LOVE being the center of attention and would NEVER be happy in the wild
they wanna be surrounded by lots of people and pokemon who will tell them they are pretty all the time haha
sylveon is the most confident of them all too
it is one of the most powerful of the bunch AND KNOWS IT and is one of the most pretty/lovely to look at AND THEY ARE AWARE OF THIS TOO haha
they hold the ones they love very dear to their hearts and love to “hold hands” aka wrap their ribbons around the hands of the one they love while they walk around w them.
it loves to battle!! p much any chance to be the center of attention is a-ok w a sylveon haha
also, even if it is incredibly strong, sylveon still really enjoy outsmarting their opponents
they have the ability to trick and outwit them w their sweet looks and they do it often haha
sylveon are no angels
if you are not someone they already hold close then they will happily try to outwit you to get what they want

AND THERE U GO LOTS OF FACTS!! \(OUO)/
i could go on and on about the eeveelutions aaa i love them so much ;u;
i hope you enjoy reading about them!!

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Egg group variations for Froslass! See snorunts here!

Traditional ((+ froslass))
Spooky and solitary, the Traditional froslass is the perfect match for a certain type of trainer. Due to their beauty they are sought after.

Artefact ((+claydol))
Specially bred for power and battling, the Artefact variation has extraordinary ESP abilities. However, their ice powers are limited from cross breeding. If trained poorly they can be quite stubborn and will refuse to listen to their trainers.

Melty ((+vanilluxe))
While still enjoying the odd prank like their preevolutions, Melty froslass are actually rather matronly. They love to dote on baby pokemon and humans alike, but sometimes don’t realise how cold they are to the touch.

European ((+whimsicott))
European froslass are very energetic and bouncy, and are easily carried by the wind. Like their preevolution they often get separated from their trainers in sudden gusts. Due to their temperament and beautiful coats they are often used in contests.

Sakura ((+cherrim))
While the snorunts this variation evolved from were shy, now bashfulness has taken over. Their beauty and shimmering coats makes them an attractive choice for contests, but they are prone to freezing on stage or blushing so hard they trip over themselves. Those that have more outgoing natures are sure to sweep the contest scene.

Trash Queen ((+garbordor))
She kind but she smely

172-VOLBUN [Volt-Bunny]
-Electric
-The Static pokemon
-Ability: Static - Vital Spirit(HA)
-Dex: “With almost 2/3 of its body weight being only fur, this pokemon spends most of its life gathering static energy as it hops around. You may know one is nearby as the hair on your body will start to rise up.”
-Moveset:
    -Nuzzle
    -Thundershock
    -Cotton Guard
    -Thunder wave

–>Evolves with max. friendship<–

025-LEPOX [Lepus-Box]
-Electric
-The Electrified Pokemon
-Ability:  Static - Vital Spirit(HA)
-Dex: “This energetic pokemon is very sociable and will spend most of its time tossing around with its mates, accumulating energy on its long fur. LEPOX are known for the "boxing Matches” that seems to occur among them, used as a way to release saved up energy when it becomes too much.“
-Moveset:
    -Thunder Punch
    -Spark
    -Charge
    -Jump Kick

–>Evolves with a thunderstone<–

026-THUNDARE [Thunder-Hare-Daring]
-Electric/Fighting
-The Supercharged Pokemon
-Ability: Lighting Rod - Heroic Spirit*(HA)
-Dex: "This pokemon lives alone yet it will always remain nearby where wild VOLBUN and LEPOX live together, looking out for them when they need help. This noble behavior doesn’t stops there, if it hears a pokemon, or even a human in peril, it will jump on its aid immediately.”
-Moveset:
-Sig. Move: Lightning Kick “The user launches a kick that lands a critical hit more easily. This may also leave the target paralyzed”
   Type: Electric
   PP: 10 (max 16)
   Power: 85
   Accuracy: 90%
    -Wild Charge
    -High Jump Kick
    -Reversal

*This pokemon can’t be put to sleep and its attack cannot be lowered.