pokemon creenpypasta:

hello im an gamer and i love pokemon and i played it when i was a baby.

recently i had seen an old pokemon cardtradge in my garden covered in mrkerpen to say “ ribbed off label”. the starter was mew2 and was 2 trong and uh it killed the pokemon instead of fainting them and then it came out the screen and lavender town music palyed and i was a ghost in game and in real life also so uh yeah thats why i cant go to school today