anonymous asked:

Headcanon: Yuri likes to wear provocative clothes to tease Otabek when he is alone with him.

Not even just when he is alone with him, I suspect. 

Sometimes he leaves the house in these little outfits that are barely decent. Gauzy little shirts or over sized ones that keep slipping off his shoulder, tops that are way too cropped and so tight you can see his nipple piercings through. Jean shorts in summer that look about two sizes to small as he casually sticks his ass out, leaning on the counter of the local ice cream parlour, sucking on a Popsicle. Pleather pants, so low his hipbones stick out. Leggings so tights they look spray-painted. Thigh highs that don’t even cover up the marks Otabek left the previous night.

“It’s summer, so we made this baby wrap in a light, breathable fabric. It is fashionable and practical.”

“Right! So maybe we shoot it on the beach to invoke the feel of a breezy summer day?”

“Yes, that is exactly what we had in mind!”

“Great, and what do you want mom to wear? Shorts and sandals? Maybe a flowy maxi dress?”

“We were thinking a full-length velvet bathrobe.”


“Oh, sorry! AND thick pleather pants that drag in the sand as she walks; both in gold, of course. Think ‘Vegas Elvis’ meets Sharon Stone’s character from Casino. You know, right at the end when she’s all coked up and crazy.”

“Isn’t that…a little impractical?”

“Well, we ARE going to give her a fanny pack.”

“Oh, okay. That makes sense then.”

I decided that this had to exist because reasons. Genji’s green hair and ripped sleeves in his Young Genji skin are rebellious enough but he’s still wearing shit that he’d wear during training to Appease The Family, so I tried to come up with something he’d wear aside from his formal shit that could also carry over into his 30’s as something he’d conceivably still be into enough to dress like that on occasion. Thus, I ended up with this thing that’s partly inspired by too much WagakkiBand.

Might do some more detailed, full-color versions later that include a more visual kei look? Idk, what do y'all think suits him better, hakama with geta or tight pleather pants with platform boots?

anonymous asked:

I'll like to ask... do you have a ranking for bangtan *ejem* derrieres? I know that jimin's is first, but(t) i've been seeing some Suga photos and i... i want your opinion

Okay, you know i’m a HUGE fan of ALL Bangtan butts, so please understand that before you read on:

1. Jimin, obviously, the Butt King, the Supreme Ruler of Ass, the Emperor of Junk. He has got one rock hard rear. He blesses every pair of pants he wears. One day he will hulk bust out of his clothes just by flexing his butt. 

2. Yoongi, the unexpected Ass Hero. The hero that none of us deserve. Like, you would expect a dude that skinny to be pancake flat. But no? He has got some juicy little handfuls?? It almost ain’t right…. I almost don’t believe him….. I feel like I should cup his butt just to be sure…. for Research….  take some slo-mo jiggle footage, measure the butt warmth, poke gently a couple of times to test the give, all very scientific. 

3. Hobi, like all you gotta do is watch him do those girl group dances in pleather pants on weekly idol and you will understand. Oh will you understand. He’s real proud of it too. It’s nice and lean but still round, overall very nice.

4/5. Jin and Tae are tied just because I don’t recall seeing all that much of Jin’s ass, seems like he wears a lot of long shirts, but I feel like it’s got to be excellent? He’s very soft and well-structured so I just have to trust him on that? Tae’s I HAVE seen a bit of and it’s great, like definitely better than your average ass, REALLY good ass, just doesn’t have quite as much curve as the first three. Still 10/10 would cup gently and treasure.

6/7. Nams and Kook. But LOOK. They both have fucking STELLAR legs, like probably rank 1 and 2 for legs, and God does not give evenly with both hands, they can’t have both. It would not be fair. To be clear, would STILL cup their butts and would LOVE every second of it. Excellent little rears. 

⭐Mayor Mit Ref⭐

◀︎ Outfit ►

⭐ black crown ✖︎

⭐ turquoise and hot pink bandages ✖︎

⭐ hatsune miku themed hoodie ✖︎

⭐ pleather pants

⭐ white socks (not shown)

⭐ black rain boots

✕ Info ✕

◇ quiet and self reserved

low high-key weaboo trash

◇ spends more time playing video games than doing his mayoral duties

◇ listens to weird music

◇ works too hard for his own good

◇ really cool with marshal, snake, and marty

◇ pretends to not care about anything

✖︎qr code designs or items that look different in-game

Milan Fashion Week for the Gabriel line…

Everyone else focused on spring flowers but… Gabriel decided on a bee theme, since he is extra enough to believe the world wouldn’t survive without him XD XD

Are those red pleather pants a nod to his father’s own bad taste… well, Gabriel designed it so  y e s! At least his makeup is still on point!

Today’s outfit is a “subtle” nod to hornets, yellow jackets and red wasps!
(because just like this outfit, they are also hideous and unnecessary)

More to come!

dolph: i know he’s sitting back there somewhere and his hands are sweaty 


shinsuke: palms of sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

shinsuke: there’s vomit on my pleather pants already

shinsuke: mom’s spaghetti 

anonymous asked:

LISTEN I'm so triggered cause of that yoongi pic with the braids... like they looked so bad.. don't even get me started how bad they played him with that hair lol

Look. MAMA 2014 was an…experience. It was the first end of year awards that I watched and I cringed so hard I had to nope out of the stream before they even performed. 

We can all take a little bit of comfort in the fact that Yoongi wasn’t alone in the awful styling because look at this.

Jungkook’s coat swallows his whole little fetus self. Jimin and Yoongi’s leather (pleather?) pants….sheesh. That color red makes my eyes bleed. I will accept Tae’s whole outfit because I am literally 100% trash for bad boy!Tae and I have no shame. Dear God, I never noticed…is Namjoon wearing a western style bolero necklace OF ALL THINGS!? Hoseok is over there looking like a literal angel next to the seventh circle of hell. Bless. At least one made it out unscathed. 

But poor, sweet Yoongi didn’t get as lucky as all the others when it came to showtime.

These aren’t my favorite looks by a long shot but WOW so much better than before….except…for Yoongi. Like, did he piss off a stylist? Did he do something wrong?! Why? I have so many questions that have gone unanswered since that night.

anonymous asked:

Uhhhhhh all of Exo wearing all black 😖 I’ve watched them perform white noise and I die every time like is it them touching themselves sexually? Is it JONGIN DOING THE MOST? What are those pants leather ? Pleather? BBH IN THOSE PANTS‼️Like I pause every single time watching it like I can’t handle it kai literaleeeeee gets excited when it starts raining like bitch what you so happy about?! Ruining m’life? El no me respeta!!😖 who ever don’t like white noise hates happiness so jot that down‼️

ummmmm i gotta post my white noise fancam from exordium in newark i was 10 ft away right infront of baekhyun like it was rlly one of the best part of the concert even tho i think i blacked out but baekhyun rlly did the most for no damn reason also kai told me to die but thats not news de verdad que nos odian 💀💀💀💀

Snowed In

Plot: You and Josh have been dating for around four months. You’ve never spent the night at his house before, but things change upon getting snowed in. Sorry it’s so long!  

The boys were about one month into the tour when they finally got a break. It was only for a few days, but Josh decided he would fly home to Colombus because that’s where you lived, and that’s were Tyler was going anyways to see Jenna. It was December, below freezing, and had been snowing all day, but you promised Josh you would pick him up from the airport around noon. It was only ten o’clock but you couldn’t wait. You threw on your red sweater, the one that fit you in all the right places but was still perfect for cuddling. You slipped on your strangely comfortable pleather pants and stepped into your ankle combat boots. You scanned your closet for a scarf and found the one Josh had bought you for your birthday it didn’t match at all, but you thought it would be a cute gesture. You wrapped it around your neck a few times and checked the clock. Only 10:15. You flipped on Netflix and watched “Lost” until it hit eleven, you decided you should leave an hour early in case of any weather delays. 

You arrived to the airport at around 11:45, you pulled up to the gate he would be arriving at which you figured out when he texted you the moment his plane landed. “Gate C31! Can’t wait to see you love! xoxo” You got out of the car and stood outside with your mouth and nose tucked into your winter coat you threw on before you left. Josh and Tyler appeared on the other side of the automatic doors that slid open. You ran up to Josh, flinging your arms around his neck and wrapping your legs around his torso, he dropped his suitcase and held onto you tight spinning you around a few times. 

“I missed you so much my little spook!” you whispered into his ear. 

“I missed you too Y/N. so so much.”

Tyler cleared his throat a bit

“Tyler!” you screamed opening your arms wide half jokingly, half truly happy to see him as well, pulling him in for a hug. 

“Hey Y/N.” Tyler smiled. 

“Jenna really wanted to come with me, but she was watching Mercy and Mercy ended up getting the flu. I’m going to drop you off though, no worries.” 

“Yeah she called me before we boarded, thanks for the ride.” 

“Of course Ty.” 

Tyler filed into the back of your car. Josh threw all the luggage in the back and slid into the passengers seat. You made sure everything was stowed away and then got in the drivers seat, immediately holding Josh’s hand across the console the second you sat down. Josh looked at you and blinked his eyes slowly, soaking in the fact that he finally got to see you in person again and not just through a phone screen. 

The roads weren’t too bad, you only slid once but nothing life threatening. You got to Jenna and Tyler’s house safely and Josh helped him out with the bags, partly because he wanted to say hi to Jenna. 

“I’ll see you later buddy!” Josh yelled out as he was getting back in the car, and shutting the door. 

Jenna and Tyler were hugging in the rearview mirror as you pulled away. 

“They’re so sweet.” You said thinking out loud. 

“You’re so sweet!” Josh replied planting a kiss on your lips, holding the back of your head with his hand. 

It was about a thirty five minute drive to Josh’s house and you made it just before the big snow storm hit. By the time you got to his house it was already three o’clock. Tyler lived a little far from the airport so that added on time, as well as your cautious driving. The second you got in the door Josh pushed you up against the wall, kissing you a little harder than he did before. You pulled your scarf and jacket off and wrapped your arms around his lower waist. You both pulled back and looked lovingly into one another’s eyes. 

“how about I make us some tea?” you suggested. 

“mmm, that sounds perfect.” 

“You began boiling the water and flipped on the weather channel,” Josh turned his head to see the forecast. 

You looked out the window and the snow was really coming down now. 

“Hey babe, we should probably keep an eye on my car in case we have to shovel it out.” 

“Absolutely not.” 

“What so I’m going to shovel it myself?” you asked a little aggravated, but not too upset because you were still ecstatic about seeing Josh again. 

“No you’re not driving in this weather. The weatherman said there’s a severe blizzard warning until midnight tonight. I’m not letting you drive in that baby,” Josh said.

“Okay, but I don’t have anything here because I wasn’t planning on staying over… and I mean…” 

“I know you’ve never stayed the night, but it’s really dangerous out there. I don’t want you getting hurt.” 

You were reluctant but obliged because Josh was being so sweet about the whole thing, plus it was crazy outside. The teapot squealed and you poured the hot water into two mugs, walking over to Josh who was watching the weather on the couch, and handed him his mug. You sat down carefully on the couch, holding your tea and curled up next to him. 

“I’ll be right back,” Josh got up from the couch. 

“I just sat down!” 

“Right back babe.. !” Josh yelled from down the hall. 

He returned with his NASA tshirt in his hand. 

“You going to change?” your eyebrows furrowed. 

“No, this is what you’re going to wear tonight.” 

“The one and only NASA shirt! I am a lucky lucky gal,” You laughed. 

You could tell he was excited about it by his big goofy smile, so you went ahead and just put it on. 

“Wow, you look way better in that thing than I do.” 

“I don’t know J… you look pretty hot in it, but you look even hotter right now,” you bit your lip, set your tea on the coffee table, and pulled Josh close by the strings on his sweatshirt. 

“Control yourself Josh,” he said out loud, laughing. 

later that night you cuddled up in Josh’s bed wearing his NASA tshirt and your black underwear and he slipped under the covers next to you in his boxers. 

“It’s taking everything in me not to take you right now.” 

You kissed his cheek and whispered, “put a ring on it then.”

“I just might,” he laughed and stroked you hair. 

“Goodnight babe,” your voice a little groggy from a long day. 

“Goodnight Y/N.” I love you.
Briana Jungwirth proves she's one yummy mummy on day out with her and Louis Tomlinson's son Freddie
The blonde stylist stepped out with mum Tammi who looked just as trendy

BRIANA Jungwirth is proving being a yummy mummy runs in her family.

The 24-year-old, who gave birth to One Direction star Louis Tomlinson’s son a week ago, showed off a perfect post-pregnancy shape as she sported skintight leather trousers for a trip out with Freddie Reign.

She paired the wet-look leggings with a simple T-Shirt, velvet jacket and fresh-faced make-up.

The blonde and her adorable little boy were joined by little Freddie’s gran, Tammi Clark, for their day in the Los Angeles sunshine.

Briana’s mum looked just as trendy in a floral top, blue jeans and knee-high boots.

While the stylist carried essentials like the baby’s dummy, car keys and a huge bag, her own mum cooed over her grandson.

His carry-cot was covered by a towel as the pair strode down the street, with new dad Louis absent from the show of affection.

He was spotted by passers-by while he grabbed a drink and ran errands in the same neighbourhood.

The singer and Briana are thought to be sharing the care of their new arrival by living together in rented accomodation in Calabasas.

This is thought to be temporary, though, with the boyband hottie in the midst of a new relationship with The Originals actress Danielle Campbell.

Meanwhile Louis shared the first picture of Frddie with the world on Wednesday. He posed while holding his gorgeous little new born, which Zayn Malik has claimed is “f*****g adorable”.

A source told Mail Online: “Louis is already loving being a father and is so proud of Freddie. His son is his number one priority and he’s supporting Briana and Freddie in every way possible.”

“His mum and her husband are in Los Angeles with Louis to help Louis, Briana and her family in any way they can.”