Playing with Lobsters

‘Love Actually’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

  • “It seems to me that love is everywhere.”
  • “We need Kate, and we need Leo. And we need them now. Come on.”
  • “We’ve been given our parts in the nativity play and I’m the lobster!”
  • “Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?”
  • “Let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
  • “The SAS are absolutely charming. Ruthless trained killers are just a phone call away.”
  • “It’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you.”
  • “Basically, you’re fucked, aren’t you?”
  • “Don’t buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
  • “I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?”
  • “General opinion’s starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don’t see that.”
  • “Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.”
  • “Ask me anything you like, I’ll tell you the truth.”
  • “Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?”
  • “No one’s ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.”
  • “I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day.”
  • “Well, the truth is… actually… I’m in love.”
  • “Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole.”
  • “I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.”
  • “Um, why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds?”
  • “This is SO much more than a bag…”
  • “What else are you gonna do? Dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?”
  • “We’ve never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I’m nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie…”
  • “I love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting.”
  • “You’re a lonely, ugly asshole. You must accept it.”
  • “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love actually is all around.”

I dunno about you but I find it hilarious that I unintentionally started my latest Nohr file yesterday. May 1st. Ryoma’s birthday.

Happy birthday to you
Nohr is invading you
You look like a lobster
And your mom is dead, too
And many moooooore~

  • Nate: So what's this big news, then?
  • Sophie: [excited] We've been given our parts in the nativity play. And I'm the lobster.
  • Eliot: The lobster?
  • Sophie: Yeah!
  • Eliot: In the nativity play?
  • Sophie: Yeah, *first* lobster!
  • Hardison: There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
  • Sophie: Duh.