holy shit i’m. i can’t believe this. phoenix followed his current career path only because he really wanted to meet his childhood crush again, i mean. this sounds like some fanfiction-like shit but?? no, it’s the truth, it’s the big reveal of phoenix’s past in this game and i love it

anonymous asked:

OT5/Jinki? Please?! 💕

shinee ships shinee ships
pairing: ot5+
genre: humor, crack, band au
rating: pg-13 (droppin’ f bombs)
word count: 1340
summary: shinee’s a little drunk & jonghyun wants to know what’s minho’s favorite ship
a/n: so this is the ot5/jinki i was talking about threeish weeks ago.  since then they’ve literally gotten drunk & hung out as a group so basically i made that happen with my little wip.  you’re welcome.
special thanks to @bpash89​ for trying to help me make this better & wholly succeeding with her suggestion for jinki to give That Response.  #yes

the air is cool & a slight breeze blows against the flames of their campfire where they sit on logs set up up in a ‘u’ shape.  it’s only been an hour but taemin’s already screamed three times, mistaking bits of ash for bugs, his body folded in half with his bottle in one hand & the other on jinki’s arm, head on his shoulder. jonghyun sits next to jinki on a log shared with kibum & minho has his own perch directly across from taemin.

the group began drinking long before they sat down, a day at the beach spent in the sun, sand, & surf culminating with everyone a little drunk around a roaring fire.  jonghyun is the most plastered & jinki the least, everyone else falling somewhere in-between.

“truth or dare.”  jonghyun’s the one who asks, his words a little slurred & his eyes blinking sleepily.  taemin snorts & jinki rolls his eyes, kibum ignores the group & minho sits up a little straighter.


“what’s your favorite ship?”


“pairing.  fandom pairing.  us.” jonghyun gestures at the others with a finger pointed to the sky, looping around three times before it falls limply against his thigh.

minho takes a sip from his log, the one closest to the campfire. the stick in his hand, meant for stoking the flames, pushes against the dirt as he thinks.

“i like all my ships.  i love all of you.  i love shinee.”

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I. Do. Not. Accept. Feigned. Helplessness.

Oh, every single dish that you just “washed” has food or grease still on it because you half-assed it? Sucks for you, because I do not take over for the sake of doing the job right. You’ll wash them again. And if you can’t be bothered to do it right the second time because “it’s haaaard; I triiiiied”, then you’ll wash them again.

I refuse to raise children who think that doing the job badly is the way to get out of doing the job at all.

I don’t care how long it takes. I don’t care if you want to go play and you think I’m being mean. I. Do. Not. Care.

So stop fucking whining at me. Stop playing dumb. Stop acting helpless. Just do the fucking job that you’ve known how to do for years.

Cards Against Supernatural: Tonight's Kick-Off Time Brought To You By A Slightly Fussy, Yet Still Damn Handsome, Dean.

Oh hush, nobody asked you for help with that door, and anyway it was just a squeaky hinge, what in tarnation did you do????

****** SUNDAY MAY 28TH - AROUND  8:00 / 8:15 P.M. CST ******

Little later tonight because (A) there’s a U.S holiday tomorrow, ergo lotsa peeps off work and (B) I have somehow accumulated a ton of things to knock out today.

PS: Y’all be thinking about if you wanna move the game to Thursdays for the duration of Hellatus. I can get down with that, let me know. Might be a nice void-filler.  

If you see this? You’re invited. ALL SPN Family members who are at least 16-to-17-years-of-age are welcome! No need to RSVP, just come on down.

Post with instructions + password will go up closer to game time.


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Weird long shit incoming

Okay so I woke up VERY LATE TODAY because my half-asleep self (mind you that I am not dreaming and is partly conscious) decided to play a game with me.

It’s like a dating sim, but PvZH?? And my mind displays a screen to me with a save file. I am not sure if I am myself or a plant, but I suggest a non-binary plant for this. So the screen has 3 bars: Affection, Mood, and Temperature (this bar seems irrelevant but it’s actually important??); and a set of commands pop out when something specific happens that will increase or decrease those bars. So anywho I have interacted with Nightcap, Greed Shadow, Solar Flare, Wall-Knight, and Grass Knuckles. I’ll only type what I remembered so HERE WE GO:

Green Shadow: She usually starts of with a lower temperature than most plants, and her mood is below 50%. Talking would be the best move in the beginning, but when she gets really comfortable with you, you can give her more affection through cuddling, kissing (you get to choose where to kiss), and giving something (that she likes).

Solar Flare: Mood is mostly high, and temperature must be at above 75% or else there’s something wrong with her. You do the same thing with GS, but more wild, if you know what I mean???

Wall-Knight: Okay I am not exactly dating him, but he’s almost always in a good mood and his temp is moderate. It’s like treating a child; you encourage him, pat him on the head, and praise him after doing a good job. He’s very modest, so he’ll take the praises lightly though.

Grass Knuckles: Almost like Wall-Knight, but a bit different. In public he got his bravado up, but when it’s just the two of you, he’ll he very honest about himself and… His mood just drops like WTF MAN NO. By this time he’ll reveal all of his weaknesses and be very soft?? So you do the same thing you do with GS, but I suggest cuddling and telling him that it’s okay.

Nightcap: *cracks knuckles* oooobooiiiii this is the one that I got in trouble in. So he starts off with low mood and low temperature. It would take WEEKS before you could actually do stuff to him (the technique is watching him train and giving him water). After those weeks, he’ll be a bit affectionate to you and let you be with him wherever he goes. Where did I got in trouble?

So one time we’re at his room and I was teasing him that he’s a soft marshmallow, then at one point he said “bite me”. So I did (the button is available), and he flinched… The weird thing is that his bars increased. I thought that I was still teasing him so I kept clicking the same button. If you tell him he’s kinky, he’ll deny it at first… Then eventually admits if you keep doing it. I didn’t even know what to do after that so I just gave him his teddy bear and slept on the floor lmao.

But that didn’t stop there. The next day, Citron was there and saw some of the bite marks (oh dang) and started asking us questions. The mushroom made an excuse that it was zombie bite marks, but Citron is too smart for that and started LOOKING AT ME.

Citron: Okay what did you do?
Nightcap: *covers face in shame*
Citron: Nothing else happened???

Aaaand, everything went in disarray and I just had to woke up.

Gamer mom gushes about toddler playing Mario

Oliver plays super Mario 3D world on the Wii U. Yesterday he was in my lap playing and he was doing stuff that I didn’t know was possible and didn’t teach him. Like the controller game pad thing has a touch screen. I’m old so I ignore it and look at the tv and press buttons. He grew up on iPad and thinks touch screen very important. So he showed me you can break blocks by touching them. You can stun and flip over bad guys. You can make invisible blocks show up. All by touching. So he goes into a screen and stops moving Mario- collects all the stuff and breaks all the blocks and stuns the goomba and then uses the buttons to move and jump to the next area.


OK CONCERNING THE WHOLE HEADCANON THING IM WRITING THAT PPL KEEP ASKING ME ABT, i was talking to @chompiee abt a ~love confession~ and then @cryptidsp00n abt the aftermath of said confession concerning them kissing

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