a traitor, i’d trade her in a second
*deep sigh* she has returned. drama club AU is back with PART FOUR!! honestly im in love with these two loser nerds and i hope you love them (and this) too :’) part one part two part three and awaaaaaay we go!! (feel free to yell in my inbox after this)
JAKE’S HOUSE, 1624 HOURS, GETTING THROWN UNDER A BURNING BUS BY HIS OWN MOTHER
“What? Mom, I didn’t ask Amy out!”
Karen appears to understand, nodding conspiratorially. “Ahh, you’re doing the playing hard to get thing, I see.”
She winks, something which Jake does not appreciate, and his entire face burns as he takes a deep, deep sigh.
“That’s not what’s going on at all. Amy’s my enemy,” he considers spelling it out, but he thinks that would be pushing it. “She’s supposed to be the worst!”
“You kiss your enemy with that mouth?” Karen teases, and it’s very obvious where Jake gets his playful nature from.
Jake covers his forehead with his palm, turning around only when he hears Amy snickering to herself.
Really? He mouths, and she shrugs in response. At least someone is enjoying this painfully awkward situation.
“What do you mean she’s your enemy?” Karen continues, genuinely confused, as though she has no idea about Jake and Amy’s decade-long rivalry. “You talk about her all the time.”
Jake stiffens, refusing to turn around because Amy must look incredibly smug right now.
“Yeah, but only to complain.”
“Wasn’t your last ‘complaint’ about how annoying her pretty face is?”
“NO IT WASN’T MOM! I’VE NEVER THOUGHT AMY WAS PRETTY IN MY LIFE!”
If Amy could see Jake’s face now, she would know that his cheeks blush a bright crimson. Yes, that’s right. Crimson.
“Now Jake, that’s a very mean thing to say about your girlfriend,” Karen chides, disappointed in her useless lying son. “Our guest Amy must be so upset-” she turns around, and realizes she’s wrong, “oh wait- she’s smiling, never mind.”
“That’s because she’s not my girlfriend! She’s my enemy and you’re giving her way too much ammo!”