Bad RHPS Song Descriptions
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature: idk here's a bunch of random words and film references put together
  • Dammit Janet: I brought my own ring to somebody else's wedding so here you go
  • Over At The Frankenstein Place: This is the only place around for miles and its a castle, which means it must be safe
  • Time Warp: The best time filler in history
  • Sweet Transvestite: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
  • Sword of Damocles: I have been alive for literally 30 seconds and i already hate it
  • I Can Make You A Man: You gonna be so fuckin hot bro
  • Hot Patootie Bless My Soul: Fuck you and your lame ass party
  • I Can Make You A Man reprise: So now that *that's* over...
  • Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me: Bitches be 3 hours old-- be lookin 23
  • Eddie: My nephew is a dick
  • Rose Tint My World: We're doomed
  • I'm Going Home: Man fuck this planet
  • Super heroes: idk why they called us hero and heroine in the beginning credits because we are far from that
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature reprise: That whole thing reminded me of Macbeth,,
Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog
Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams
Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog

Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog || Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams

from Absolute Treasures, the latest RHPS soundtrack Special Edition, which includes previously unreleased studio-recorded songs “The Sword Of Damocles”, “Once In A While”, “Planet Schmanet Janet”, and “Planet Hot Dog” (the “You’re a hot dog” portion of PSJ). I’ve combined PSJ with PHD here, for convenience. Be sure and take note of Tim Curry’s slightly different vocals. You do get some of Janet’s reactions, but nothing from the Crim and no sound effects (i.e. the Medusa). Also, it’s a shame they used such a fuck-ugly cover art

Planet Schmanet, Janet (unreleased uk version)
Tim Curry
Planet Schmanet, Janet (unreleased uk version)

Black Kermit’s Lily Pad of Horrors - Day 16 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet ~ Tim Curry - from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975)

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
How could you!

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
This way! This way!

Riff Raff :
Shut up!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
I’ll tell you once
I won’t tell you twice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
Your apple pie don’t taste too nice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss

I’ve laid the seed, it should be all you need
You’re as sensual as a pencil
Wound up like an ‘E’ or first string
When we made it, did you hear a bell ring?
You got a block, well take my advice
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
The Transducer will seduce ya

Janet Weiss :
My feet! I can’t move my feet!

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
My wheels! My God, I can’t move my wheels!

Brad Majors :
It’s as if we’re glued to the spot!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!

Janet Weiss :
Oh, we’re trapped!

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
It’s something you’ll get used to
A mental mind-fuck can be nice

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
You won’t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine
This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of
Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device

Brad Majors :
You mean

Dr. Everett v. Scott :
Yes, Brad
It’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it
A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself

Janet Weiss :
You mean, he’s gonna send us to another planet?

Dr. Frank-N-Furter :
Planet, schmanet, Janet!
You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
You’d better wise up
Build your thighs up
You’d better wise up

Criminologist :
And then she cried out

Janet Weiss :


Aries: Hot Patootie Bless My Soul

Taurus: Sweet Transvestite

Gemini: Eddie

Cancer: I’m Going Home

Leo: Superheroes

Virgo: Over at the Frankenstein Place

Libra: I Can Make You a Man

Scorpio: Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me

Sagittarius: Time Warp

Capricorn: Science Fiction/Double Feature

Aquarius: Planet Schmanet Janet

Pisces: Dammit Janet

Another Fiendish Device or several

Behold my latest magnificent creation, which I have designed especially to achieve my devious plans. It may appear to be the underside of a record player turntable, but the ignorant masses clearly know nothing of such cutting-edge technology as mine. This is an audiovibratory physiomolecular transport device!

“You mean…he’s gonna send us to another planet?!”

“Planet schmanet, Janet!”


i have a mighty need