Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Complete Soundtrack - Absolute Treasures - 2011 Special Edition
Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog || Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams
from Absolute Treasures, the latest RHPS soundtrack Special Edition, which includes previously unreleased studio-recorded songs “The Sword Of Damocles”, “Once In A While”, “Planet Schmanet Janet”, and “Planet Hot Dog” (the “You’re a hot dog” portion of PSJ). I’ve combined PSJ with PHD here, for convenience. Be sure and take note of Tim Curry’s slightly different vocals. You do get some of Janet’s reactions, but nothing from the Crim and no sound effects (i.e. the Medusa). Also, it’s a shame they used such a fuck-ugly cover art
Black Kermit’s Lily Pad of Horrors - Day 16 - Planet, Schmanet, Janet ~ Tim Curry - from “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” (1975)
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : How could you!
Dr. Everett v. Scott : This way! This way!
Riff Raff : Shut up!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : I’ll tell you once I won’t tell you twice You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss Your apple pie don’t taste too nice You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss
I’ve laid the seed, it should be all you need You’re as sensual as a pencil Wound up like an ‘E’ or first string When we made it, did you hear a bell ring? You got a block, well take my advice You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss The Transducer will seduce ya
Janet Weiss : My feet! I can’t move my feet!
Dr. Everett v. Scott : My wheels! My God, I can’t move my wheels!
Brad Majors : It’s as if we’re glued to the spot!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!
Janet Weiss : Oh, we’re trapped!
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : It’s something you’ll get used to A mental mind-fuck can be nice
Dr. Everett v. Scott : You won’t find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine This sonic transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of Audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device
Brad Majors : You mean
Dr. Everett v. Scott : Yes, Brad It’s something we ourselves have been working on for quite some time But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then Projecting it through space, and who knows, perhaps even time itself
Janet Weiss : You mean, he’s gonna send us to another planet?
Dr. Frank-N-Furter : Planet, schmanet, Janet! You’d better wise up, Janet Weiss You’d better wise up Build your thighs up You’d better wise up
i have built a ridiculous Frank N. Furter puppet and for extra credit , after my final i am doing all parts of "Planet Schmanet/Hotdog" myself with the aide of this puppet...
So my prof explictly stated “students who recite 20+ plus lines from one of the plays studied in class (or whichever one you choose to base your final on) will have their grade elevated one increment.”
And i spoke to a few people doing musicals who said They were going to sing a song, so i figured i would, but im not very good at singing, so i thought this up as an amusing distraction from the fact…and totally intended on having puppets for EVERYONE but here we are the night before deadline and really all i have is this hysterical Frank puppet and..so…yea…