Planet-Schmanet-Janet

Bad RHPS Song Descriptions
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature: idk here's a bunch of random words and film references put together
  • Dammit Janet: I brought my own ring to somebody else's wedding so here you go
  • Over At The Frankenstein Place: This is the only place around for miles and its a castle, which means it must be safe
  • Time Warp: The best time filler in history
  • Sweet Transvestite: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS
  • Sword of Damocles: I have been alive for literally 30 seconds and i already hate it
  • I Can Make You A Man: You gonna be so fuckin hot bro
  • Hot Patootie Bless My Soul: Fuck you and your lame ass party
  • I Can Make You A Man reprise: So now that *that's* over...
  • Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me: Bitches be 3 hours old-- be lookin 23
  • Eddie: My nephew is a dick
  • Planet Schmanet Janet: YOU'RE A HOME-WRECKING BITCH AND YOU AIN'T EVEN GOOD AT IT
  • Rose Tint My World: We're doomed
  • I'm Going Home: Man fuck this planet
  • Super heroes: idk why they called us hero and heroine in the beginning credits because we are far from that
  • Science Fiction/Double Feature reprise: That whole thing reminded me of Macbeth,,
Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog
Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams
Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog

Planet Schmanet Janet/Planet Hot Dog || Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, Jonathan Adams

from Absolute Treasures, the latest RHPS soundtrack Special Edition, which includes previously unreleased studio-recorded songs “The Sword Of Damocles”, “Once In A While”, “Planet Schmanet Janet”, and “Planet Hot Dog” (the “You’re a hot dog” portion of PSJ). I’ve combined PSJ with PHD here, for convenience. Be sure and take note of Tim Curry’s slightly different vocals. You do get some of Janet’s reactions, but nothing from the Crim and no sound effects (i.e. the Medusa). Also, it’s a shame they used such a fuck-ugly cover art

Transylvania (Alexander Hamilton x Reader)

Title: Transylvania

Pairing: Alexander Hamilton x Reader

Word Count: 2076

Summary: Alex loses a bet, and the punishment isn’t really a punishment once it’s all said and done. (Also, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!!)

Request: #3 I may be an idiot but im not stupid with Alex please?

A/N: I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE Rocky Horror!!! Nothing else can be said at this point except if you don’t know what Dr. Frank-N-Furter looks like, LOOK HIM UP BECAUSE THAT ADDS THE BEAUTY TO THE STORY (Little self-promo, I have another piece combining Hamilton with another popular musical, & the story is called Land of Thomas, in case anyone likes Kinky Boots)

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THE SIGNS AS ROCKY HORROR SONGS

Aries: Hot Patootie Bless My Soul

Taurus: Sweet Transvestite

Gemini: Eddie

Cancer: I’m Going Home

Leo: Superheroes

Virgo: Over at the Frankenstein Place

Libra: I Can Make You a Man

Scorpio: Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me

Sagittarius: Time Warp

Capricorn: Science Fiction/Double Feature

Aquarius: Planet Schmanet Janet

Pisces: Dammit Janet

SEASON 1

  • Brand New Day from The Wiz. Sung by The Singsations (it’s the old Glee club young Will was in) in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee! from Grease. Sung by Rachel in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • Summer Nights from Grease. Sung by Finn & Rachel with New Directions in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams. Sung by Vocal Adrenaline in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • One from A Chorus Line. Sung by Rhythm Explosion (it’s the old Glee club Rachel, Kurt, Tina & Mercedes were in before New DIrections) in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • Viva la Vida by Coldplay. Sung by Will in 1x01 (Pilot).
  • La Camisa Negra by Juanes. Sung by Puck in 1x03 (Acafellas).
  • Money from Cabaret. Sung by Rachel & Sandy in 1x05 (The Rhodes Not Taken).
  • I Could Have Danced All Night / Bust a Move from My Fair Lady / by Young MC. Sung by Emma & Will in 1x08 (Mash-Up).
  • I Saw Red by Warrant. Sung by Puck in 1x10 (Ballad).
  • Broken Strings by Nelly Furtado & James Morrison. Sung by Rachel, Finn, Quinn & Puck in 1x13 (Sectionals).
  • Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love from A Chorus Line. Sung by Rachel & Jesse in 1x14 (Hell-O).
  • Justify My Love / Erotica by Madonna / Madonna. Sung by Tina in 1x15 (The Power of Madonna).
  • Fergalicious by Fergie & will.i.am. Sung by Kurt & Mercedes with the Cheerios in 1x16 (Home).
  • Xanadu by ELO. Sung by Rachel & Jesse with New Directions in 1x16 (Home).
  • The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Sung by Will in 1x19 (Dream On).
  • Jimmy Original by M.I.A.. Sung by unknown characters in 1x19 (Dream On).
  • Tell Him by Barbra Streisand & Céline Dion. Sung by Rachel, Mercedes & Tina in an unknown episode.

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Ree’s Rocky Horror Writing Challenge

CALLING ALL SPN WRITERS! CALLING ALL SPN WRITERS!

So.

There are over 100 of you beautiful folks following me.

Well…

Originally posted by flash-helen

I couldn’t be happier to have you all here. So to mark my first milestone of 100+ followers, after much deliberation (and several Ghirardelli chocolates), I came up with something that could only appeal to the cool and the crazy. 

Well, babies…welcome to my first ever writing challenge!

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Planned, deleted and unrelated songs on Glee

SEASON 1

Brand New Day from The Wiz. Sung by The Singsations (it’s the old Glee club young Will was in) in 1x01 (Pilot).Look At Me, I’m Sandra Dee! from Grease. Sung by Rachel in 1x01 (Pilot).Summer Nights from Grease. Sung by Finn & Rachel with New Directions in 1x01 (Pilot).Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams. Sung by Vocal Adrenaline in 1x01 (Pilot).One from A Chorus Line. Sung by Rhythm Explosion (it’s the old Glee club Rachel, Kurt, Tina & Mercedes were in before New DIrections) in 1x01 (Pilot).Viva la Vida by Coldplay. Sung by Will in 1x01 (Pilot).La Camisa Negra by Juanes. Sung by Puck in 1x03 (Acafellas).Money from Cabaret. Sung by Rachel & Sandy in 1x05 (The Rhodes Not Taken).I Could Have Danced All Night / Bust a Move from My Fair Lady / by Young MC. Sung by Emma & Will in 1x08 (Mash-Up).I Saw Red by Warrant. Sung by Puck in 1x10 (Ballad).Broken Strings by Nelly Furtado & James Morrison. Sung by Rachel, Finn, Quinn & Puck in 1x13 (Sectionals).Hello Twelve, Hello Thirteen, Hello Love from A Chorus Line. Sung by Rachel & Jesse in 1x14 (Hell-O).Justify My Love / Erotica by Madonna / Madonna. Sung by Tina in 1x15 (The Power of Madonna).Fergalicious by Fergie & will.i.am. Sung by Kurt & Mercedes with the Cheerios in 1x16 (Home).Xanadu by ELO. Sung by Rachel & Jesse with New Directions in 1x16 (Home).The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Sung by Will in 1x19 (Dream On).Tell Him by Barbra Streisand & Céline Dion. Sung by Rachel, Mercedes & Tina in an unknown episode.


SEASON 2

Oops!…I Did It Again by Britney Spears. Sung by Brittany, Quinn & Santana in 2x02 (Britney/Brittany).Planet, Schmanet, Janet from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sung by Carl with Emma in 2x05 (The Rocky Horror Glee Show)Meet Me Halfway by The Black Eyed Peas. Sung by Sunshine with the Vocal Adrenaline in 2x11 (The Sue Sylvester Shuffle).Back In My Arms by Glee. Sung by Rachel in 2x16 (Original Song).One Night In Bangkok by Murray Head. Sung by Sandy in 2x17 (A Night of Neglect).It’s 10 AM and I’m Drunk by Glee. Sung by April in 2x19 (Rumours).Pain by Three Days Grace. Sung by Finn in 2x22 (New York).


SEASON 3

Sugar, Sugar by The Archies. Sung by Sugar in 3x04 (Pot o’ Gold)You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) / Do You Really Want to Hurt Me? by Dead or Alive / Culture Club. Sung by Kurt & Blaine in 3x05 (The First Time).America / Jai Ho from West Side Story / Slumdog Millionaire. Sung by Mike, Puck, Rory, Santana & Tina in 3x05 (The First Time)Maneater / You Make My Dreams by Hall & Oates / Hall & Oates. Sung by Finn, Quinn, Rory & Tina in 3x06 (Mash Off).Oklahoma! from Oklahoma!. Sung by young Sue in 3x06 (Mash Off).Every Breath You Take by The Police. Sung by Sebastian & Kurt in 3x10 (Yes/No)Mr. Saxobeat by Alexandra Stan. Sung by Sugar in 3x12 (The Spanish Teacher).Seasons of Love from Rent. Sung by Brittany, Finn, Kurt, Mercedes, Puck, Quinn, Rachel & Santana in an unknown episode.


SEASON 4

Mister Monotony by Judy Garland. Sung by Will & Sue in 4x03 (Makeover).Bad Religion by Frank Ocean. Sung by Santana in 4x04 (The Break-Up).Dancing On My Own by Robyn. Sung by Brittany in 4x13 (Diva).Wide Awake by Katy Perry. Sung by Santana in 4x13 (Diva)Maniac by Michael Sembello. Sung by Tina, Kitty, Marley & Brittany in 4x15 (Girls (and Boys) on Film).El Tango de Roxanne from Moulin Rouge!. Sung by Brody in 4x15 (Girls (and Boys) on Film).Diamonds are Forever / Diamonds by Shirley Bassey / Rihanna. Sung by Marley & Unique with New Directions Girls in 4x15 (Girls (and Boys) on Film).I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift. Sung by Sam in 4x17 (Guilty Pleasures).We Will Rock You by Queen. Sung by Will, Finn, Jake, Ryder, Blaine, Artie,Tina, Kitty, Unique, Sam & Marley in 4x20 (Lights Out).


SEASON 5

Getting Better by The Beatles. Sung by Rachel, Santana, Kurt & Mercedes in 5x01 (Love, Love, Love).We Can’t Stop by Miley Cyrus. Sung by Artie, Blaine, Dani, Elliott, Jake, Rachel, Santana & Tina in 5x07 (Puppet Master).Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds. Sung by Blaine, Jake & Becky in 5x07 (Puppet Master).Vision of Love by Mariah Carey. Sung by Elliott & Rachel in 5x10 (Trio).Unknown song by Glee. Sung by Mercedes & unknown person (if there’s one) in 5x11 (City of Angels).Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine. Sung by Holly with New Directions in 5x12 (100).Who Let the Dogs Out? / Jellicle Cats by Baha Men / from Cats. Sung by unknown characters in 5x19 (Old Dog, New Tricks).


SONGS RELEASED OUT OF EPISODES

Don’t Make Me Over by Dionne Warwick. Sung by Mercedes.Burning Up by Madonna. Sung by Jesse with the Vocal Adrenaline.Deck the Rooftop by Benjamin Hanby. Sung by Rachel, Finn, Santana, Tina, Mercedes & Artie.God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen as traditional song. Sung by Quinn, Mercedes, Santana, Tina & Rachel.O Christmas Tree as traditional song. Sung by WillJingle Bells by James Pierpont. Sung by Finn, Puck & Artie.Angels We Have Heard on High as traditional song. Sung by Mercedes.What Kind of Fool by Barbra Streisand & Barry Gibb. Sung by Blaine with the Warblers.Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? by Rod Stewart. Sung by Blaine with the Warblers.Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt. Sung by Santana.Christmas Eve with You by Glee. Sung by Emma & Will.Little Drummer Boy by Trapp Family Singers. Sung by Artie.Do You Hear What I Hear by Bing Cosby. Sung by Unique & Harmony.I Want You Back by The Jackson 5. Sung by Sebastian with the Warblers.I Was Here by Beyoncé. Sung by Rachel.Not the End by The So Manys. Sung by Finn.Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) by Green Day. Sung by Blaine & Finn.Silent Night as traditional song. Sung by Santana.Joy to the World as traditional song. Sung by Unique.I’ll Be Home For Christmas by Bing Crosby. Sung by Rachel.Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon & Yoko Ono. Sung by Finn.Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Sung by April & Will with New Directions underclassmen.