Pirate breakfast

This is pretty cool, I’m thinking Insomnia for Alaska and Pearl Harbour for Hawaii.

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Pirate Breakfast. (v.)

1. To drink rum in place of food for breakfast and proceed through the day absolutely shitfaced.

2. A fairly common event among the meme team involving the consumption of significant amounts of alcohol on a scale known only as “bacchanalian”

3. Simultaneously the worst and best idea Jake Muller has ever had.

  • Snow: *ignores Emma's feelings 100% of the time*
  • Snow: *treats Emma like a burden rather than a daughter*
  • Snow: *thinks the absolute worst of Emma even when there's no evidence she did anything*
  • Snow: *knows there's something wrong with her daughter but sends someone she barely talks to do deal with it so she can coddle her stepmother*
  • Snow: Emma! You should've told me you secret!
  • Me: EMMA, YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS, I'LL BE YOUR MAMA AND I WILL MAKE YOU AND YOUR PIRATE BREAKFAST IN BED