Getting him to invest in you emotionally and financially early on helps. Truss me.
I initially wanted a mini convertible but changed my mind because I didn’t want my first car to be so expensive. London traffic is crazy and at the time, I guess I didn’t trust myself with a £20k plus car.
So I changed my mind and told SD that I’d like a smart car convertible. And he actually bought it for me, brand new. He pimped it with a sound system package, built in navigation and heated seats bringing up the price to £16k+.
I’m so grateful. I didn’t think a man would ever do something like that for me, especially a man I’m not married to aha.
it’s about a bunch of 12 year olds who rob a bank. and actually pull it off.
The main character is Maddy and it is originally her idea to rob this bank with some insane pimped out security system to help pay for her father’s medical procedure
baby Kristen Stewart
baby Corbin Bleu
I’m pretty sure Maddy is ace
This movie shows just how petty boys can be
I mean seriously they were all gung ho ready to help her rob this bank but the moment she’s all “no I don’t want to date either of you I want to save my dad” they’re all “pssh well fine we don’t wanna help”
like, they literally throw a fit and bail on her because she’s more concerned for her dad than their poor little feelings
THEN THAT BITCH PLAYS THEM LIKE A HARP
SHE LIKE “NAH MAN I WAS JUST KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YOU HERE’S A TOKEN TO SHOW I MEAN IT BUT DON’T TELL THE OTHER GUY”
AND THESE SUCKERS BELIEVED HER
I mean the token thing comes back to bite her in the ass but once again shows how petty these two are because once they find out what she did THEY BAIL ON HER AGAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HEIST BOYS ARE SO STUPID AND CHILDISH MY GOD
(yeah I know they’re 12 but so what it still rings true for older guys too)
But yeah they actually manage to pull this shit off which includes fucking CLIMBING TO THE TOP OF A GODDAMN ROOM MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STYLE TO GET THE MONEY IN THE SAFE SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING
MADDY IS FUCKING HARDCORE OKAY
And then at the end they actually make it to the hospital before the police get them and THE FUCKERS DON’T EVEN GET CAUGHT
MADDY’S MOM JUMPS IN LIKE “oh they were testing my security system and clearly it sucks since it only took three 12 year olds to crack it”
THEY GET OFF SCOTT FREE
I mean yeah they still had to return the money but still like holy shit how do you get away with robbing a fucking bank that your mom works for
Did I mention that the whole time they’re doing this they’re babysitting Maddy’s little brother who’s like 4 years old? Fucking BA
AND THEN AT THE END THE TWO FUCKBOYS TRY TO GET MADDY TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM AGAIN
AND SHE LIKE “AIGHT CLOSE YOUR EYES AND I’LL PICK”
I released the following statement today regarding potential U.S. military intervention in Syria:
“No one disagrees that the use of chemical weapons in Syria is despicable, and the results tragic. However, those facts alone do not make going to war either justified or even a good idea. And while the Administration can parse words all day long, launching missiles or dropping bombs constitutes going to war.
“There is no clear U.S. interest in what is, in reality, a civil war on the other side of the globe. Likewise, there is nothing to indicate at this time that intervening in that civil war will benefit anyone – either here in America or in Syria.
“The consequences of our military actions in Iraq, Libya and Afghanistan should be a lesson to President Obama and others who appear determined to act without any meaningful strategic or national defense justification.”
Gary Johnson, Libertarian. Against the Federal Government, crony capitalism, and the War. A good guy.