Signs at  a Funeral

Aries- “Do they serve cake here?”

Taurus- “Guys, why is the dead guy yellow?

Gemini- Singing “This is Gospel”

Cancer- The dead one

Leo- Crying with Virgo

Virgo- Crying on the outside, laughing on the inside

Libra- “Hey? How did this person even die?”

Scorpio- “I think he was murdered, or maybe he had cancer…”

Sagittarius- *Stands up* “We all gather here today to celebrate Cancer’s death.”

Capricorn- *whispers* “Do you think he meant to say celebrate?”

Aquarius- “Uhm duh…”

Pieces- *shows up after the funeral ends*

The signs as "that one friend"

Aries; they always start drama like wtf stop
Taurus; awkward in public but funny af when
alone

Gemini; steals ur boyfriend/girlfriend

Cancer; attention seeker

Leo; spends too long getting ready

Virgo; kinda just there

Libra; the whiny one

Scorpio; badass flirt even though they have a partner

Sagittarius; really hyper

Capricorn; thinks they’re the boss but they’re really not

Aquarius; hates everyone but one person

Pisces; kinda cute but bitchy

What the signs are texting

Aries- Come over at 4?(:
Taurus- Ugh
Gemini- HAHAHA ASSFGHJKL LOL XD
Cancer- Ha
Leo- YOLO SWEG
Virgo- ur lame
Libra- Heyyy!
Scorpio- Hai
Sagittarius- doesn’t text
Capricorn- Do you just want to snapchat?
Aquarius- Doesn’t even have a phone
Pieces- nope

Aquarius At Sleepovers
  • Aqua 11:00 PM: YA LETS STAY UP ALL NIGHT
  • Pieces 11:00 PM: Ok cool
  • Scorpio 11:00 PM: Ok then I guess yah
  • Aqua 12:00 PM: Imma go turn out the lights.
  • Aqua:*grabs a bowl of cereal and returns to room*
  • Pieces:*asleep*
  • Scorpio:*asleep*
  • Aqua:YALL WEAK
  • Aqua 12:30 AM: *explores room while trying not to trip on limbs*
  • Aqua:*fucks with shit*
  • Aqua:*speaks to dog*
  • Aqua 1:30 AM: YASH GERARD WAY IS MY SPIRT ANIMAL
  • Aqua 2:00 AM: Who needs sleep, when you can be awake?
  • Aqua 3:00 AM: I should really get some sleep. Don't you agree Princess Dog Ruler?
  • Aqua 4:00 AM: WAKE UP YOU SLEEPING LAZY GARDEN HOES
  • Aqua 5:00 AM: Fuck this shit.
  • Aqua 6:30 AM: YOUR AWAKE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  • Pieces:How the fuck are you awake before me?
  • Aqua:Bitch I told you I don't need sleep. Im a vampire, all I need is blood.
  • Pieces:*opens blinds*
  • Aqua:*shrivels up into the corner dead*
The last text it signs sent me

Aries: did you leave?
Taurus: this is a good day for me
Gemini: don’t get me wrong tho!!!
Cancer: Thx!!! Pt. 2
Leo: hopefully you and your idiot friends won’t be there
Virgo: poetry really helps me out
Libra: ASHTON HAHAHHAA YOU DIDNT GET LUKE😝
Scorpio: more like who IS behind you
Sagittarius: why are you staring at me?
Capricorn: .
Aquarius: ASAP
Pieces: don’t u have a bus to catch

The Signs As Marvel Movies/Series

Aries: Daredevil

Pieces: Agents Of Shield

Aquarius: X-Men: First Class

Taurus: The Avengers

Gemini: The Amazing Spider-Man

Cancer: X-Men: Days of Futures Past

Leo: Captain America: The Winter Solider

Virgo: Thor

Scorpio: Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer

Libra: Iron Man

Sagittarius: Captain America

Capricorn: Guardians Of The Galaxy