Pictured Rocks

anonymous asked:

The shippers are convinced that the rock pictures were real, because Snake's hair was a mess, and they went for a walk after a bout of sex. Right. "Let's go for a walk! And call our friends the paps!" Tom and Snake met at the Met, but after that he was photographed in the UK. They barely had time to set up a pretend relationship, let alone a real one.

The funniest thing about the tragic rock pictures is the little stack of stones that the photographer made before they arrived so he could line up the distance correctly. Didn’t even bother to knock them back down LOL