just finished reading Trainspotting and Renton and Sickboy wanking together when they were teenagers is literally the gayest thing. Ever. Really, now. Don't even get me started on the fact they took pictures of their dicks together to stick inside bus shelters ??!!
oh my ggggg I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS. CAN I JUST LAY DOWN THAT BIT HERE THEN:
Thir isnae much ah kin say tae Sick Boy on the subject ay cock size. His is bigger, no doubt about it. Whin we wir younger we used tae git pictures taken ay oor knobs in the passport photo booth at Waverley Station. Then we’d stick the photaes doon behind the glass panels in the auld grey bus shelters fir people tae look at. Wi used tae call thum oor public art exhibitions. Conscious ay the fact thit Sick Boy wis bigger, ah’d put ma dick as far up tae the camera lens as ah could. Unfortunately, the cunt soon tippled us n started daein the same.