Philip Haldiman

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Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binaries alike, I present to you The Room. It was directed, written, produced, and stars Tommy Wiseau, a man who looks like Fabio and sounds like Borat attempting a Christopher Walken impersonation. Envisioned as a romantic drama, the poor acting and repetitive scenes make it look more like a comedy than anything else. This movie is considered the Citizen Kane of bad movies in that it’s so bad it’s good. It’s inspired both a book and a video game, and frequently sells out at midnight screenings around the world. The full movie is finally on YouTube, and if you haven’t seen it yet, I suggest you do.

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Is this the tuition Johnny was paying for?