Phil-'Agent'-Coulson

I really really want Coulson to be in Infinity War. 

Like the heroes thinking their down, seemingly beat by Thanos when who should show up at the last minute and save the day??? 

   Coulson!

you know that one show about saving the world?

the one with a team of unlikely heroes?

who’s leader is a man with an eye patch?

And on the team there’s that dark haired asshole who wears a suit?

Also, the genius with anger issues?

And the badass ninja lady who can kick everyone’s ass?

You know, the one with Hawkeye?

And the precious blond cinnamon roll with armor symbolism?

The show with the immortal blonde guy with the beard?

Who is somehow connected to the villain?

Who has an inhuman army at his command?

Remember? It had that guy who died and everyone was really sad about it?

And who could forget the primary-colored stone of unimaginable power which they are all fighting over!

  • Clint: [clicking pen]
  • Natasha: [clicks pen in response]
  • Phil: Stop that.
  • Clint: Stop what?
  • Phil: You're talking about me in morse code.
  • Natasha: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
  • Clint: That's exactly what we did.