Mmmmm let’s just skip the Opening haha
—  None, in the history of Shingeki no Kyojin opening’s ever.
If Attack on Titan was in the style of “The Office”

Eren: *gets to work two hours before everyone else*

“HAHA those cowards. If they were real soldiers then they would be here early like me!” 

*falls asleep*

*wakes up as everyone is going home and realizes he slept through the entire work day* 

“DAMMIT!” 

*explains to Mikasa and Armin that it was the fault of the titans” 

Mikasa: *glares angrily at Eren flirting with Levi*

“There’s no one here that I hate. However, if a certain individual in the survey corps were to suddenly catch fire and I was the only one who had a bucket of water…I’d drink the water.” 

*smiles evilly at Levi* 

Armin: *chaos erupting behind him*

“In my opinion, do I think I am smarter than everyone else?”

 *turns around to see everyone being dumb and building on fire*

“I would say it’s more of a fact.”

Jean: *staring at Marco* 

“Who do I think is the hottest in the trainee corps?”

 *shot of Marco doing something so unbelievably adorable and Jean blushing* 

“Yeah…I’d have to say me.” 

Marco: *smiling into the camera looking all cute*

“I know I said I’d wait till marriage but Jean told me that God can’t see in the dark.”

 *blushes*

Reiner: *looking at Connie doing something stupid*

“Connie is the Survey Corps idiot. No one really knows how he is still alive.”

Bert: *looks anxiously into the camera*

“So umm….do you guys like….always record us…..even when we are having private conversations?” 

*shot of Bert and Reiner and Annie talking about being Titans* 

“Because ummm…..if you do…..that’s not cool bro.” 

Annie: *rolling her eyes*

“Look I’m here for two reasons and two reasons only. One, to get me a piece of that blonde booty over there 

*shot of Armin holding back Eren from punching Jean* 

and two, to murder everyone in their sleep.”

Sasha: *looking blankly into the camera and smiling*

“Every once in a while they make me murder a giant naked person. At first I was opposed to it but then I started noticing that every time I kill one they feed me. So here I am.”

Connie: *wearing a pink toupee* 

“Reiner said pink really brings out my eyes” 

*Reiner laughing his ass off in the back* 

“I think he’s right cause everyone in the trainee corps won’t stop staring at me.”

*everyone in the back rolling on the floor crying of laughter* 

Erwin: *on the topic of Levi*

“I’m not really sure what Levi does around here. He kind of just showed up and started killing Titans. I remember that day very clearly because my eyebrows were the fleekiest they have ever been. Did I say that right? Fleekiest? Fleeky? Fleek? I’m not sure, I heard a child say it once so I thought I’d sprinkle it into my vocabulary to make me sound hipper.” 

Levi: *sleeping in a chair* *talking in his sleep*

“Yeah……oh yeah….you’re so dirty. You’re a dirty little cabinet aren’t you?” 

*wakes up and sees camera* 

“Do you really have to record me while I sleep? Don’t you guys ever have to take a shit?” 

Hanji: *takes off her glasses* 

“Oh these things? They’re fake. I wear them to make myself look smarter. They actually impair my vision quite severely. But you have to pick and choose your battles, am I right?” 

*points finger guns at camera and winks* 

Moblit: *Hanji causes a science experiment to explode causing Moblit to lose his eyebrows*

“Honestly, at this point, I’m not even mad at her. I’m just mad at myself.”

Squad Levi: *Gunther, Eld, and Oluo wrapping each other in scotch tape* *Petra shaking her head in disapproval*

Petra- “I used to partake in their shenanigans until one day I realized I wasn’t 6 years old.” 


(I wish I could draw these but I cannot draw) *cries* 

Incorrect Snk quotes #12
  • Hanji : Petra, look at Levi. He's throwing away all the love letters he got.
  • Petra : Wow. He got a lot.
  • Eren : *Approaches Levi*
  • Eren : Don't you think it's cruel to just throw them away like that ?
  • Levi : Why do you even care Eren ? It's not like you wrote them.
  • Eren : I did, you bastard.
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If I was any good at doodling a lot of things quickly I would draw them all the time ;_; I’m not but I found this thing I ditched half a year ago in my art folder. I managed to fix it and turn it into sth acceptable so here you goooo

List of snk characters who deserved better
  • Isabel Magnolia
  • Farlan Church
  • Marcel
  • Carla Jaeger
  • Ilse Langnar
  • Thomas Wagner
  • Mina Carolina
  • Franz
  • Marco Bodt
  • Mitabi Jarnach
  • Ian Dietrich
  • Ness 
  • Gunther Schultz
  • Eld Jinn
  • Petra Ral
  • Oluo Bossard
  • Mike Zacharias
  • Lynne
  • Henning
  • Gelgar
  • Nanaba
  • Erwin’s arm
  • Hannes
  • Nick
  • Erwin’s dad
  • Nifa
  • Keiji
  • Google’s-kun
  • Kenny Ackerman
  • Kuchel Ackerman
  • Moblit Berner
  • Marlo
  • Erwin Smith
  • Bertholdt Hoover
  • Ymir
  • And literally anybody who died in this fucking manga 
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Women of Shingeki no Kyojin (+ Hange)

    This piece is my way of thanking Hajime Isayama for creating the only manga I know that doesn’t separate it’s cast to “characters” and “female characters”. That allows its women shape the plot as much as its men do. That helds a diverse cast of mothers, sisters, soldiers, warriors, scientists, leaders and queens, up to goddess or devil that started it all. That gave each of them personality, motives and reasons to fight, other than being in love with someone. A manga, in which the ONLY confirmed relationship was between two women. A manga, which could go on 100 chapters without sexualizing anyone. (pretty rare for a popular Japanese manga, isn’t it?)

THANK YOU 

Characters from left to right: Mikasa Ackerman, Carla Jaeger, Annie Leonhardt, Hange Zoe (shoutout for making their gender ambiguous in the manga, that’s a unique thing on its own), Petra Ral, Rico Brzenska, Ilse Langnar, Nanaba, Sasha Braus, Ymir, Krista Lenz/Historia Reiss, Frieda Reiss, Traute Carven, Hitch Dreyse, Kuchel Ackerman, Faye Jaeger, Dina Fritz/Jaeger, Gabi, Pieck, Ymir Fritz