Avengers vines

Rocket: can you toss me my keys?

Groot: *flying printer* I thought you said printer

Rocket: Why would I say printer?!


Bucky: AHHH! AHHHHHH!

T’challa: Why are you running? WHY are you running!?


Shuri: Say kid backward

Peter P: Dik?

Shuri: ha, that’s gay


Tony: *rolls in on scooter*

Bruce: What’s the scoop?

Tony: PENIS *rolls and hits car*


Rocket talking about Peter Q: he just drop in and went wappack, drop down baAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Gamora: Today my sister pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put her down. The benefits of killing her would be that I would get pushed way less


Shuri: WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?!?!!

T’challa: Those are my chanclas!


Thor: *shoots gun*

Loki: this is why mom doESN”T FUCKING LOVE YOU


Steve: You’re, you’re disrespecting a future US army solider


Thor @ Hela: AAAAAAAAAA! YOU BETTER STOP! STOP! BETTER STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Tony:  HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE?“ "THAT’S MY OPINIONNN!


Valkyrie: Hey I’m lesbian

Thor: I thought you were  asgardian


Bucky: What’s better than this, guys being dudes.


Steve: Stop saying I look like chicken little! He’s a coward and I am not a coward!


Thor: This year, I lost my dear brother Loki

Loki: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD:

Thor: Sometimes I can still hear his voice


Steve: There is only one thing worse than dying *rips of paper to show bucky dying*

Sam: Bucky

Steve: no



that’s all for today folks

By the way:

@ all the people saying they don’t want to see spoilers-I wish I had your self control and moral compass-BUT SINCE I DONT you can give ‘em to me give me all the spoilers the more the merrier any spoilers you got and don’t want you can sliiiiiiddeeee them this way. Thank you 🙏🏻😊🙂

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