Since I’ve been out of the fic writing game for a bit, I’ve decided to make a masterpost of all my fics, for those that haven’t seen my stuff, or for those who would like to revisit some of my past works :) Enjoy! Also, please feel free to message me with any questions, comments, etc :)
(This is in order of popularity on my AO3)
Keepsakes - Egobang. Sexual tension, lingerie, non-canon mention of @keenveins Porn!Dan AU. (semi-smut) 2/2 Chapters
You Never Noticed - Egobang. Pet names, very short. My very first fic :’) (fluff) 1/1 Chapters
Sleepover - Egobang/Rubberdoop. Havin’ a nice lil sleepover, with cuddles and Lord of the Rings. (fluff) 1/1 Chapters
Ever So Gently - Rubberdoop. After secretly dating for awhile, Ross decides he wants to take things all the way. (semi-smut) 1/1 Chapters
Empty - Egobang. Arin hasn’t been feeling himself lately. Actually, he hasn’t been feeling much of anything. (ANGST, blood mention, drug mention, depression/dissociation mention. WORK IN PROGRESS) 3/? Chapters
Rainy Days, Warm Hearts - Egobang. Dan’s having a tough time, and Arin comes to the rescue. (Angst, depression, happy ending) 1/1 Chapters
What Were You Expecting - Rubberdoop. During a long car ride, Barry learns something interesting about Ross. (semi-smut, Big Dick!Ross) 1/1 Chapters
Just Peachy - Egobang. Arin and Dan go shopping for a new NSP video, and Arin’s outfit catches Dan’s attention. (fluff, lingerie, cross dressing) 1/1 Chapters
Just What I Needed - Egobang. After Dan gets back from Austin, he gets terribly sick. Arin to the rescue! (fluff, Sick!Dan) 1/1 Chapters
Lilac Petals - Rubberdoop. While trying to help him fix a problem in the kitchen, Barry finds out a surprising fact about Ross. (crossdressing!Ross, lingerie) 1/1 Chapters
Dirty Screen - Rubberbang (solo Ross).
The new Game Grumps Instagram video stirs up some old feelings in Ross. Old habits die hard. (masturbation, Fanboy!Ross) 1/1 Chapters
AYFSMN - Egobang. Arin is trying to play Dark Souls, but Dan would rather play a different kind of game. (teasing, grinding, Dan initiating)
Bets - Rubberdoop.
Ross loves to make bets with Barry, and will try to win those bets at all costs. (first kiss)
Little Red Dot - Rubberdoop.
Barry and Ross are setting up to record some episodes for Steam Train and Ross gets impatient.
Something Crazy - Pepperjack (JACK READ THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND I DIED).
Jack gets drunk and decides the best thing to do is to call Vernon. (alcohol mention) Chapters 2/2
Dick Move, Bro - Egobang.
Arin decides to switch around Dan’s contacts in his phone. Dan doesn’t realize, and texts ‘Brian’ some information that he wouldn’t want Arin to know. (appxly 3 seconds of angst) Chapters 1/1
Late Morning - Razzashaw. A short exchange the morning after. Chapters 1/1
Thick Thighs - Ninjaraptor/Egobrian? (I actually don’t remember the ship name but it’s Arin/Brian). As the temperature starts to rise, so do Arin’s shorts. Brian takes notice. Chapters 1/1
Sweet Tooth - Rubberbrian.
Brian and Ross are in Florida on a business trip, and decide to make a quick trip to a candy shop that Dan told them about.(takes place in my dream candy shop. A sort of sequel to a ficlet @keenveins wrote for me during SIS) Chapters 1/1
Simple Gifts - Egoflapbang.
Dan has a few hours to himself, and decides to go buy a few little gifts. (lingerie, cross dressing) Chapters 1/1
Lost and Found - Rubberdoop.
Barry always comes into the office early. So when Ross gets there and can’t seem to find him, he knows that something must be up.
*THE MUSICAL NUMBER OH MY GOD
*the “don’t drink alcohol kiddos” announcement *Barry gets gayer after alcohol
*Ross gets gayer after alcohol
*everyone gets gayer after alcohol
*they pretended to have a JO circle and JO
*Ross pretending to jack off Barry
*Barry gets a boner
*Ryan and Barry pretend to compare boners
*THE MUSICAL NUMBER
*Arin and Suzy in the doorframe yelling at them
*festive Ninja Brian
*Ross finally gets rhythm
*jack clean shaven in the beginning
*how they broke a bunch of bottles trying to get a take right
Grump shipping otp art & writing challenge 15 days
A fun little thing 🙂for both artist and writers
1. Demon & Angels au 2. university / college au 3. Coffee shop / Tea room au 4. Pirates au 5. Superheroes / super villians au 6. Merpeople au 7. Zombie apocalypse au 8. Pokemon au 9. Soulmate 10. Fantasy au 11. Wizards au 12. Childhood friend au 13. Time traveler Au 14. Alien au 15. Favourite tv show au
Hey thanks to everyone for submitting!! (maybe ill do a stream sometime w just requests like these ohoho)
@axellenobody requested Dan and Barry in Kigurumis of their respective ghoul grumps species uwu
@tullulah-star requested Dan in the outfit w the Rush shirt! (w actual pictures of the outfit)
@supermachorainbows requested Dan in the absolutely ridiculous(adorable) 80s outfit lmao (with actual pics of the outfit)
@keenveins requested Pepperjack with Vernon in a requested outfit and Jack “in some plaid shirt, jeans and flip flops”
@drunksciencebros requested Ross in his fancy schmancy outfit (w actual pics of the outfit) AND FASHION IS WEIRD?? (I left out the bra thingy bc i had nO idea where to put it lmao sorry friend)
And an anon requested Arin in Helenas white swimsuit outfit in Dead or Alive 3 and??? I really hope this is it tbh; i searched on the wiki and nothing popped up. But on youtube, this is the outfit that popped up :0
Honestly? The 80′s Dan and Vernon in the Pepperjack pic were my favorite ones to do aaaaaa
Jim Lake Jr.:
You know how you lie to your parents?
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.
If it's a true or false question, you should be able to add a third option, which is [softly and tiredly] "who's to say?"
nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about troll history?" Then I could be like "Oh, perhaps I could be of some assistance"
I’ll keep all my feelings right here and one day I’ll die.
I'm really sorry about last night, it's just that I'm mean and loud.
sometimes babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
*holding a bottle* Is this whisky or perfume? *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* It’s perfume.
I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.
Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
You know those days where you’re like, "this might as well happen"? Adult life is already so damn weird.
I don’t look older, I just look worse
I am a proud, Asian-American woman, and you will treat me with respect! I'm a tiger mom!
i like to lean in and go “stop snitchin’ motherfucker” and walk off. ‘cause you’re never too young to learn our national no snitching policy
It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA.
I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
Some people give off a vibe of right away, they’re like, “Do not fuck with me.”
My vibe is more like, “Hey, you could pour hot soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you”
No one knows what you're talking about, you idiot!
You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
“Don’t you have to do a shift at school tomorrow?” *drinking like it’s the end of the world* “Ehhhh, I’ll just show a video.” “That’s why teachers show videos?!”
We started chanting, McDonald's, McDonald's, McDonald's! And my dad pulled into the drive thru, and we started cheering and then he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving.
This is an on fire garbage can... could be a nursery
One of the most underrated sunny scenes is when Dee and Dennis are trying to catch that serial killer and the pimp Pepperjack says Dee is his best hoe and won’t let her leave until Dennis gives him a Fraggle Rock thermos