Pepper made a thing

you know i can’t say i’m all about that pepperony but any couple that gives each other heartfelt gifts that are made out of materials that were slowly killing one half of said couple is okay in my book.

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Text from @NightValeRadio on twitter; images feature Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow in Marvel’s The Avengers, Iron Man 2, and Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier.

Revision of this earlier post.

anonymous asked:

Re: the coffe creamer thing. A hetero coworker of mine put hazlenut creamer in her dr pepper. I thought it was the nastiest thing on eath. She made me taste it and it tasted like peppermint???? A different het coworker put creamer in her hot cocoa. The straights are wild.

Why are heterosexual dairy crimes a universal experience? I thought that I’d just witnessed something uniquely terrible, but apparently it’s a Thing.

Staten Island

A/N: This takes place after the Staten Island Ferry incident in Spider-Man: Homecoming when Tony takes the Spiderman suit away from Peter.


“Pepper!” Tony calls out as he entered the house, the Iron Man suit flying off his limbs. He drops the Spiderman suit unto the counter then pours himself a strong drink.

Pepper emerges with her reading glasses on the bridge of her nose, a thick file in one hand and a red pen in the other. “I’ve had the day from hell.” Tony says.

“What was that?” She asked, her eyes still on the page of the document that she is reading, clearly distracted.

“I said that I met this really hot blonde and I’m going to take her upstairs and show her my Iron Rod.”

“That’s nice, babe. Just make sure you wear protection.” She replies leaning on the counter and jotting some notes in the margin of the document.

“Pepper.” Tony says. When she doesn’t look up, he walks over to her and pulls the document away from her and towards him, replacing it with the drink he made.

“Tony.” She begins to protest.

“We agreed you wouldn’t bring your work home.”

“Says the man known for—.”

Tony interrupts. “Pepper I’m trying to communicate with you this is what couples in a healthy relationship do, they communicate and ask about each other’s day.”

“How was your day?” She asked. Taking a sip of the drink then pushing it towards Tony, who pushes the Spider-Man suit towards her. She picks up the suit. “Tony. What did you do?”

“He wasn’t ready.” Tony exhales taking a long gulp of the drink, placing the empty glass between them and relaying the conversation he had with Peter.

“You might’ve been a little hard on him.”

“Tough love.” Like my Dad did with me.

“He’s not you, Tony.”

“He wants to be like me.”

“And that’s a bad thing?”

“He should be better than me.”

“Why? Because that’s what your father would’ve said?”

Tony walks out of the kitchen, Pepper close behind. He sits on the sofa and she sits next to him with her feet curled beneath her.

“If my father was alive today and he saw all of this,” he gestured to to the house. “and all that I’ve done, do you think he would’ve said "great job, son? No, he would’ve found a fault, an error, something minuscule that I might’ve missed or didn’t do and he would made it into this big thing.”

Pepper turns his head towards her and stares softly into his eyes. “Tony, Peter is not you and you are not your father. Peter looks up to you, so mentor him and from what you have told me, it’s just him and his aunt, he needs your guidance.”

“I’m not a role model, I’m too fucked up to be someone….” He trails off

“Now you’re being harsh, where is all of this coming from?” She asked.

“Pep, he could’ve died…and that would’ve been on me.”

Pepper brushes his facial hair. “But he didn’t. Tony, you can’t be so hard on yourself.”

“I think I’m turning into my old man and it scares me. I’ve done everything not to end up like him and…”He pauses. “I told Peter things that my old man would say to me.” He laughs. “I spent my entire laugh running away from the man that he was.”

“I know for a fact Tony that you would be a better father than what your old man was to you.”

Tony turns to her, “How?”

She smiled. “I just know.”

They exchange a look, “You’re pregnant.”

Pepper scoffs, “What? No.”

Tony stands, “Then what was that about, knowing for a fact that I would be a better father than my old man?”

“It is not a lie. You are a great man, Tony.”

Tony knits his eyebrows. “When was your last period?”

“Oh my God, Tony. I just drank some scotch. I am not pregnant.”


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Lewis Is Precious Babadoo

At some point in their relationship, after they have all figured their feelings out and decided to be together, I like to imagine that when the anniversary of Lewis’s return to them approaches they, and by they I mean Vivi and Arthur, decide he needs a gift. Arthur and Vivi talk for hours and throw various ideas aroud until they finally come up with the perfect idea.

For the next few days, Arhur and Vivi keep going off together and when Lewis offers to accomany them, they simply tell him they will be back soon and to just relax and enjoy some time to himself.

And Lewis, hurt that they seem to prefer spending time without him, just smiles and claims that relaxing sounds like a great idea and laughs about how peaceful it will be without their shenanigans.

But Arthur and Vivi are not blind and they can tell that Lewis is upset that they want to leave without him by he sad, blue hue that settles over his heart as the glow from the locket dims a little. At that point, Vivi is just ready to blab about their plans and reassure Lewis that he is loved and wanted, but Arthur quickly pulls her out and drags her quickly, but carefully, to the van.

And while Vivi would nomally fuss about how they should just tell Lewis so he will not be so damn sad, she refrains because she can see having to keep what they are up to a secret from the ghostly man bothers Arthur as well.

Arthur and Vivi conole themselves with the knowledge that even though it sucks that they have to hide what they are up to from Lewis right now, it will be so worth it in the end.

Arthur and Vivi simply continue to collect pieces of metal throughout the next few days and they stay up late in to the night working diligently, Arthur assembling some type of metal contraption while Vivi fetches and carries all the tools Arthur needs to complete said contraption . 

And when the day of the anniversary finally comes along, it is totally worth all the days spent being secretive around Lewis and all the nights they spent getting little to no sleep.

Because  Lewis is in tears and blubbering happily about the carefully assembled metal latch that, when placed over his bright orange heart, resembles the Sailor Moon brooch with the wings that Lewis absolutely adores.

Lewis cries and snuggles them for hours.

Pastry Chef MC

RFA + V/Saeran in a relationship with MC who happens to be a baker/pastry chef. This has nothing to do with the fact that I, the writer, went to culinary school for pastry chef-ery. Nope. (FYI, requests are open, I know this is a newer blog but I’d love some requests. ^^ I’m in the process of moving so they might not be super fast, but! The option is there.)

✦ZEN:

  • impressed, tbh
  • he doesn’t normally cook, even though he can, and never bakes, so he thinks it’s cool that you do that for a living
  • he usually didn’t eat many sweets, bc they aren’t healthy and his health/physique is super important for his job
  • but he can’t say no to your baking
  • has to add on an extra workout on days you bring home sweets
  • suddenly, he’s bringing sweets for everyone during rehearsals, too
  • he totally brags to all of them about you
  • his new favorite thing is your cupcakes
  • especially your Irish Car Bomb cupcakes
  • there’s Guinness and Irish whiskey and Bailey’s  o h  m y
  • he likes it even better than your goldfish shaped bread

✦Yoosung:

  • he’s thrilled!
  • he loves to cook and bake and always asks for tips to help him be better
  • asks you to decorate LOLOL themed cookies for him and some of his gaming friends
  • you love this dork so much
  • he loves helping you when you bake at home
  • will legit watch you work as if it’s the most interesting thing ever
  • “you should be on one of those baking shows!”
  • decides to surprise you one day by taking one of your recipe books and baking something special
  • he totally messes up the presentation but it tastes great and you love him for trying
  • his favorite thing you make is…pretty much anything chocolate
  • truffles, petit fours, chocolate cupcakes, chocolate frosting all of it

✦Jaehee:

  • okay but this is PERFECT
  • i mean she opens a bakery cafe ffs
  • she handles the coffee and you handle the baked goods
  • you were super thrilled to be her partner
  • it wasn’t just her dream, but yours too!
  • you were able to give extra help in picking out a menu
  • you two constantly drop off baked goods left over at the end of the day to the rest of the RFA
  • but also to homeless shelters
  • she teaches you to roast coffee beans and you teach her some of the more complicated pastries
  • her favorite thing is your tiramisu
  • coffee and pastry all in one and it’s perfect for her

✦Jumin:

  • doesn’t really like sweets that much
  • but that doesn’t stop him from trying everything you make bc he loves you so much
  • N O T  a fan of the usual work hours
  • early mornings and late nights and weekends and holidays
  • MC just quit and spend more time with me”
  • but you want to work bc you love it and you don’t want to be totally dependent on him
  • so this boy goes and ends up buying you a bakery Sarah and Sugar round can be seen exploding in the distance
  • “Now you’re the boss and you can come spend time with me and Elizabeth 3rd whenever you want”
  • even allows you to steal hire Jaehee finally the girl gets some rest and is thrilled
  • his favorite thing is your scones
  • not too sweet, and they don’t take you long to make so bonus

✦Saeyoung:

  • “OMG CAN YOU MAKE HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS” it’s the first thing he asks you
  • why even, you have a whole warehouse of them jfc
  • loves to “help” when you’re in the kitchen
  • which really means “stand around and mess with the cook”
  • “Is this sharp?” as he RUNS HIS FINGER DOWN THE KNIFE SAEYOUNG WHY it was sharp and now he’s bleeding
  • banned from “helping” after that but he still yells questions from the other room
  • you do let him help decorate cat shaped cookies though he has so much fun
  • ends up reprogramming Catbot to be able to help in the kitchen and it is way more helpful than Saeyoung tbh
  • “Bringing sugar over meow~” “Oven is preheated meow~”
  • his favorite thing is this hard candy you make for him which is basically Doctor Pepper and pure sugar
  • it’s made from one of his favorite things and you always let him break it up WITH A HAMMER what’s not to love

✦V:

  • doesn’t really have a sweet tooth
  • but that doesn’t matter bc BREAD
  • you find out he loves bread and so there’s always a fresh loaf in the bread box
  • his eyes are bad but he always insists on taking photos of all the things you make
  • your portfolio has never looked better tbh
  • he can’t really help very well but he’s always willing to try
  • barring that, he’ll sometimes just hug you from behind if what you’re making doesn’t require a lot of movement
  • it still makes it more difficult but you love it so you’ll never tell him
  • his favorite thing is pain de campagne (country bread) and you make it for him all the time
  • but to keep him from getting sick of it, you make him new breads he’s never tried before often he loves them all

✦Saeran:

  • omg
  • no one has ever really baked him anything before, he’s not used to this kind of treatment
  • but you bake for him ALL. THE. TIME. my poor deprived bby let me feed you
  • cookies whenever he wants???
  • secretly a little jealous when you make things for other people
  • when he finds out you know how to make ice cream from scratch
  • he  l o s e s  i t !!
  • so excited when you teach him how now he can make whatever ice cream he wants
  • the ice cream machine becomes his favorite new appliance
  • his favorite thing is when you break up cookies you baked and put them in his ice cream
  • he loves eating it in the winter while you two are wrapped in a blanket and cuddling
Taking My Life Away Part 11

Originally posted by caps-bucky

Originally posted by stupidteletubbie

Summary: Reader gets a job in a new city, forcing her to leave her best friend behind. Or not.

Bucky Barnes X Reader

Word Count: 2017

A/N: This part is a little angsty.. Thank you for the comments on the last few parts, I really like getting them :) Please let me know if you wanna be tagged (or untagged!) :) Also, please let me know if you wanna be tagged in anything else that I write :)

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Originally posted by wienerlicious

I can’t find the gif of the necklace itself but

as much as I love the idea of Tony giving Pepper a necklace made up of things close to his heart (literally)

am I the only one who would be creeped the fuck out to have around my neck, a ring of metal pieces that were inches away from ripping my boyfriend’s heart, only actively prevented from killing him by the arc reactor? I mean it’s not like the metal pieces were pieces of the arc reactor, the very thing that was saving him. These are what made a person the ‘Walking Dead’.

I would not want the things that were trying to kill my boyfriend for like 7 years around my neck.

(Also weren’t these pieces supposed to be too small to operate on? Because if so I would also assume they would be too small to make a necklace out of them.)

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@NightValeRadio + Captain America: The Winter Soldier

These images are from promotional material for Marvel's Captain America: The Winter Soldier. The Welcome to Night Vale twitter posts can be found here: (x) (x) (x) (x).

Red

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 5,772

Warnings: ANGST. Language. Episode 11x17 spoilers. Smut. Unprotected sex (use condoms, mmmkay?), oral-reader receiving. Character death. Lots of angst. 

A/N: This was inspired by two things: 1-the end of 11x17 Red Meat and 2-Carolina in My Mind by James Taylor. I’m surprised I had the forethought to jot the idea down in my notes before crashing the other night as I had already taken a sleeping pill. In fact, when I woke up and saw my note, I barely remembered actually writing it down. But I clearly thought it was brilliant or else you wouldn’t be reading this. Also, I’m sorry…so very, very, very sorry. 

Summary: This is the history of the reader and Dean Winchester and will span the majority of the seasons. Starts in about season 2 through right before Dean goes to Purgatory, up to MOC!Dean, and right on through to season 11. Reader knows nothing of the hunting world. 

Tagging a few of you who might be interested (sorry if I’m being a pest): @sometimes-iwritee @unadulteratedstorycollector @callmesweetheartifyoumeanit @marenbrowwn @spnfanficpond @writingthingsisdifficult @winchesterenthusiast @balthazars-muse @vintagevalentinexx @aedwards4102

***GIF NOT MINE***

Originally posted by andersonbertoni-blog


I came around the corner and saw her tiny frame sitting there, looking so lost and helpless it broke my heart. Approaching quietly, I spoke.

“Hey,” I said, breaking the tense silence in the small hallway, sitting next to her.

“Hi,” Michelle said in response, barely able to make eye contact.

“How you doing?”

Ignoring the question completely she looked away for a moment, swallowing thickly.

“How’s your brother?” She asked, facing me for the first time since I sat down, her voice a little stronger, head held a little higher.

I took a deep breath.

“Doc says that, um…” I began hesitantly “Well, when Corbin choked him, um, Sam’s body went into shock and his breathing, his heartbeat, slowed down to almost nothing. So he was uh, he was just mostly dead. But he’ll be okay.”

Michelle nodded, and I could tell she was semi grateful that there wasn’t more tragedy to come out of this whole thing.

“Must be nice,” she said, trying hard to keep the resentment out of her voice but not succeeding. She was fighting an onslaught of tears, trying to find the right words to say. Looking back at me with a small smile on her face, she continued.

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The Last Time

Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader

Warnings: angst, swearing, mild sexual content, death, drunk driver accident (to me it’s actually not that sad it like oh ok)

Summary: this was the last time you could deal with it, but would it cost your life?

Word Count: 1,438

Notes: wow an actual one-shot, feels like forever tbh, anyways this fic is supposed to be sad bu eeh idk man, plus this one shot is inspired by a this song (Ill link below), recommend listening to it while reading to get the feels, but whatever floats your goat man. Thank yall v much for the love and support I literally die every time I get a message from one of you so yea here it is hope you enjoy.

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