Your Akatsuki boyfriend according to your sign:

Aries: Itachi Uchiha

Originally posted by indraotsutsuki

Taurus: Yahiko

Originally posted by xxuchiha-harunoxx

Gemini: Hidan

Originally posted by inuzukaichizoku

Cancer: Deidara

Originally posted by grimmkitty-k

Leo: Kakuzu

Originally posted by izayadragon

Virgo: Tobi / Obito Uchiha

Originally posted by edo--tensei

Libra: Pein / Nagato

Originally posted by osxka

Scorpio: Kisame Hoshigaki

Originally posted by edo--tensei

Sagittarius: Sasuke Uchiha

Originally posted by kakahsi

Capricorn: Sasori

Originally posted by rogueuchihaninja

Aquarius: Zetsu

Originally posted by chesterfeattim

Pisces: Orochimaru

Originally posted by fernandafrisson

The Akatsuki Texting

Let’s pretend that the Akatsuki stuck around long enough to see mobile phones being introduced into the Naruto world. How would each of them text?

1. Pein: Sets a signature and doesn’t realize it

Pein: “Konan, make sure that everyone knows how to send me their weekly report via text I am god.”

Pein: “Oh and if you can bring me a coffee too, that would be great I am god.”

Konan: “Do you have a signature for texting?”

Pein: “What’s that? I am god.”

2. Konan: Uses emoticons a lot

Konan: “ /(・ × ・)\ “

Pein: “What is that supposed to mean? I am god.”

Konan: “It’s a bunny!! (^ _ ^)/ “

Pein: “Oh. Very nice Konan. I am god.”

3. Deidara: Spams people

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Sasori: “WHAT do you want you idiot?”

Deidara: “Your art sucks get a real hobby.”

4. Sasori: Doesn’t reply for days

Pein: “Sasori did you manage to get that scroll I asked about? I am god.”

Pein: “….. I am god.”

Sasori: “Yea”

Pein: “I sent that 5 days ago it doesn’t matter anymore. I am god.”

5. Hidan: Doesn’t care about grammar

Hidan: “Ur a fucgucking asshol get a lif”

Kakuzu: “What the…what the hell does that even say?!”

Hidan: “fcuk u jerk shitty asswipe monee loviing pice of shit”

Kakuzu: “Don’t ever text me again.”

6. Kakuzu: Tries to scam people

Kakuzu: “Your bank account has been hacked into. Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “Kakuzu I saved your number onto my phone I know it’s you”

Kakuzu: “Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “That means no.”

7. Kisame: Uses it for it’s intended purpose…only

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

8. Itachi: Sends chain messages to Sasuke

Itachi: “If you love your brother send this to TEN PEOPLE. If you don’t then you will have BAD LUCK for the next 10 years!!”

Sasuke: “Itachi….”

Itachi: “YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VISITED BY THE FAMILY ANGEL! Pass this on to five people and you will be loved for the rest of your life!”

Sasuke: “Itachi stop.”

9. Tobi: Send anonymous hate since no one saved his number

???: “You are the worst leader I have ever had the misfortune to take orders from.”

Pein: “WHO IS THIS? I am god.”

???: “Your hair looks stupid.”

Hidan: “I AM GIONG TO DUCKING KILL WHOEVR THIS IS.”

???: “Samehada doesn’t really love you.”

Kisame: “You are a cruel, heartless person who doesn’t deserve happiness.”

10. Zetsu: Uses it once a year to send a mass text

Zetsu: “Happy national tree day.”

Konan: “You too.”

???: “I’m gonna chop down a tree today.”

Kisame: “Right back at ya Zetsu.”