cashier: here’s your change, bye
me: thanks, love you too
cashier: what
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me: it was the summer of 2001, and Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “yo, I know about music.” then Patrick’s like “yo I know more about music!” “that’s impossible. so you wanna start a

I like how last year at the vmas we got a lit twenty one pilots performance, Kayne announced he was running for president in 2020, fall out boy won an award, and we got a lot of memes and pictures of tyler and josh but this year mtv didn’t announce who won best rock video and tyler tweeted “i was taking a bath”