“ …a volcano can destroy the town – but so can all of this! you’re so worried about yourselves that you’re turning against each other. you’re so frightened about the future that you’re ruining now. look at the sun! it’s still shining! look at the kelp! it’s still… kelping! and look at us. we still have each other

the spongebob musical. 2016. dir. tina landau.

The Signs As Patrick Star Quotes

Aries: “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!”

Taurus: “East? I thought you said WEEST”

Gemini: “I know, let’s get naked!”

Cancer: “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.”


Virgo: “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

Libra: “Liar liar, plants for hire”

Scorpio: “I guess you’re going to miss the…panty raid”

Sagittarius: “I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!”

Capricorn: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”

Aquarius: “Who you calling pinhead?”