Parokya-ni-Edgar

Tingin ko yang 3-months rule pakana lang yan sa mga chick flicks at romance novels. Tingin ko depende kung isang linggo makamove on ka, good for you; sometimes it takes you 2-3 years, depende talaga, kanya-kanya lang yan kung paano paghilom ng sugat. Basta once you feel that the time is right, go for it.
—  Chito Miranda on his view on John Lloyd’s 3-month rule, Magic 89.9 Boys Night Out guesting of Parokya ni Edgar.
The Yes Yes Show
Parokya ni Edgar

The Yes Yes Show by Parokya ni Edgar

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it’s almost over but it’s only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute senorita

Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava

Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my date’s anatomy

Forget the brains forget the personality

What I’m after is your effect on my gravity like Trinity

Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it’s almost over but it’s only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

Flashing some cash and some rock star bulls**t

Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill

I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need

A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed

And we try to impress as we start to undress

Stop the press we need to get this

You better get ready for a big surprise

You think it’s almost over but it’s only on the rise

Mental message by visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

I got to keep it going coz’ I got it going on

But it’s Vinci’s turn on the microphone so

My name is Vinci and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind

And I am very very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

You say I’m bad but I am good

So shut up now and eat some food

Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent

 Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

Mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling akong kumanta

Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at

Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at

Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan

Wala eh ano ngayon

Alam naman nating lahat

Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat

Ang vocalist ng parokya band

Ng parokya ni edgar

Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat

Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat

Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino

Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet

Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao

Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo

Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako

Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando

Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban

Bago kayo magsuntukan

Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan

Sige na kiss na, peace na please

Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes

Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

Alam naman nating lahat

Na mahal namin ang isa’t-isa’t

Walang iwanan sa parokya band

Sa parokya ni edgar

Band… Band… 

Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta

Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala

Swimming Beach
Parokya ni Edgar
Swimming Beach

Swimming Beach | Parokya ni Edgar

Pagsapit ng dilim
Lumalamig ang hangin
Sindihan mo na
Ang bonfire natin
Time to relax
Time to go slow
Maupo ka na lang
At panoorin ang mundo

By the time you read this, I’m most likely sitting at the beach, letting the sun kiss my skin while listening to the majestic sound of the crashing waves.

:)