God and the more I play Sticker Star the more I realize every single problem I have it, from Paper Mario’s stupid-looking three-frame walk cycle to “DUDE PAPER LMAO” jokes at all times, to unimaginative stories and unimaginative Toads (and the game flat-out starting off with a “rescue the paper toads” segue), was in Paper Jam as well. I put down Paper Jam for a long while because I wasn’t having fun with it for all those reasons and I’m just gonna get more of the same from Sticker Star because it’s the source.

At least Paper Jam’s battles were good and it had a very satisfying difficulty curve.